This guy got a degree in creative writing only to spend it every night writing the most deranged steam comments possible. I wake up every morning and look at my profile hoping to read about wuh oh's 2am fever dream where he fulfills his lifelong dream of impregnating a man. God bless wuh oh, Shakespeare lives on through you.

godddi want you so baaad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *leans in to kiss you and then smells you and gags* u-umm.. ♥♥♥♥... nevermind man

Not gonna be active on Steam tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't invite me asking me where I am (im with the girl) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl. shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Deadlock degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

I want to make sweet love to you

today I had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her ♥♥♥♥♥(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! ���� WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER,ETC!! ���� THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! ��👿��

alpha scratches you and you die

W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!!

IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP,PLEASE!!

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i-i must go…i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost.i’m sorry kitten.daddy loves you.��˚☽˚｡⋆