i hope you stepped on a lego or something equivalent to it

After a good game in dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.