Agent Slacker 🎮
Vidal   Omaha, Nebraska, United States
I'm Agent Slacker, and I'm outta control.
Ultimate College Level Scatterbrained Twat.
Smiling at despair in the name of hope.

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little masked bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the police academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 50 Blessings, and I have over 300,000 confirmed points. I am trained in shotgunning and I am the top detective in the entire Miami Police Department. You are nothing to me but just another vigilante looking for their 15 minutes of fame. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision which has never been seen before in this fucking city, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through your mask? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Chief of the Miami Police Department and your call is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bullet, maggot, the bullet that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, vigilante. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 ways. And that's just with my magnum. Not only am I extensively trained in gun executions, but I am the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time, and if you disagree then you're a Fan Faggot or Jacket Jackoff. They're not even that good of a killer, they've already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, the Miami Mutilator. Sounds scary, huh? Good thing I'm on the case - Manny Pardo. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever raid was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've taken off your mask. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I am Manny Pardo, strong, charismatic, thick-skinned, intelligent, good looking; you're fucking dead, kiddo.

Monday, December 26, 2016
22:45 PM - Service Jones: up all night to get cum
22:45 PM - Service Jones: up all night to get cummies
22:45 PM - Service Jones: yeah we up all night to get cummies

16:46 PM - SERBIA STRONG: your avatars are getting faggier and faggier

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Someone plese cure my crippling addiction to cocks.
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chacaldor Jan 2 @ 9:51pm 
A HAPPY NEW YEAR 2019. I wish that the new year will be great year for you. :squirtyay:
chacaldor Dec 25, 2018 @ 12:37am 
Merry Chiyoda Zushi (sushi) Christmas. :squirtyay:
too gay and retarded to function Nov 13, 2018 @ 2:09pm 
So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and left.
nugg.y Nov 9, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
If you put as much hours into the Bible as you did into killing floor 2 then you wouldn’t be so gay
Vaegir Guard Sep 20, 2018 @ 7:09am 
apparently, it was worse
Blackwatch Sep 19, 2018 @ 4:26pm 
the door wasnt that bad.