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If you burn a Koran, a Muslim may burn your house down.

Jokes on him - my house is full of Korans.


A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery


Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading
B.heading
C.heading

I think I'm going to convert to Islam.

Apparently, it's a blast!


There's a long-standing, untrue rumour that Muslims are forbidden to use toilet paper.

It probably stemmed from the fact that they're not allowed to make images of Mohammed.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Merry Christmas!

I also love anime! i learned a few words from anime, i might not be fluent, but i sure will be! i love AoT(Attack on titan), Death Note, Sword Art online, and one Piece!
also, again, XD i love nime because it provides me fun, inspiration, motivation. Each anime has its own theme. We can relate to the anime since we may have faced the same situation in real life. :)
If you're a furry feel free to add me and kindly say hello :) i'm up for new friends ^_^
Feel free to add me if you're delusional and think you're an anime ^
I have no friends, please love me

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pls DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. you're preventing us ARMYs from an authentic BTS experience. eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥ES BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!

You need to shut the frick up. (I would cus but my mom said I can't) you clearly can't see the wonder that is contained withine the wonderful game that it Bad Rats. You should be begging for more time to play bad rats. IF the world had less ingratful people like you we would have solved world hunger by now. People like you make my blood boile. I have dropped nearly 1000 hours in Bad Rats and I still cry at night when my mom rippes me away from the computer. Saying "you can't play all night". I lay awake all night, begging the Bad Rat to visit me and attempting to find new and creative ways to solve all the levels. You literally don't know how good you have it. As soon as I move out I will devote all my tiem to being a bad rats streamer and will drownd in women and money. You too could join me in this ideal life if you could see past your bigotry and hate and into the new would order in which all men are united by the mutual unconquerable love of the Bad Rat

gay merry christler chewy

STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO MY ACCOUNT

:^)

#include <stdio.h>
void main (void) {
int ttl, hr, mn;

printf("Enter number of minutes: ") ;
scanf ("%d", &ttl);

hr = ttl / 60; // get the hours
mn = ttl % 60; // the remainder minutes

printf ("%d minutes is %d hour(s) and %d minutes(s)", ttl, hr, mn);
}

thx fam

very cool profile picture

you have been visited by the sleeping haram

merry christmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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rip chewy

tanku hansom boi too

Greaty guy, met him in my local gas station. He was very friendly, and educated me on how to compete, he such a great guy that I said hey man, wanna grab a cone? But that's where It all went wrong. We went to "grab the cones" and he grabbed his cone, and then he grabbed my cone, and ran away faster than my shadowfiend could run down mid. This guy is a scammer, and beware of him.

The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent .

Merry Christmas!

happy deepavali

MERRY KURISUMASU, THANK YOU FOR GIFT KARDU!

♥♥♥♥♥ reported actually

1v1 me eso n00b

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Fam more free crown crates from 24-27. Need that boosting service

wasnt me fam huehue

HMM

https://ibb.co/m24Jxm

fugg how did u find out

Hacked into my eso account. Recorded and reported to zenboonimax online studio.

jhewy

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WEW thats a report right there

nice game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

sir sir? where is my dcu? xddd????

Riki is a dota 2 hero. Pass this to 25 people to get the power of invisibility. Dont laugh my friend already invisible his mom cant find him

yes

r u pinoy?

wtf nice.meme