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Personal Achievements
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 1:10pm

Butler Scissor-Hands

Close shave.
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 4:13pm


"S" for Super Awesome!
Unlocked Dec 31, 2018 @ 4:42pm

Where's my Oscar?!

I feel the snub.
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 12:13pm


Commandeer your first host.
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 1:29pm

Routing the Routine

Use up the Butler.
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 2:40pm


Use up One.
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 3:44pm

I had an Ally

Use up the Companion.
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 3:57pm

Get out of your Head

On second thought...
Unlocked Dec 31, 2018 @ 4:51pm

Personal Network

You can't do this alone.
Unlocked May 12, 2018 @ 3:50pm


Have you catalogued correctly?

You Tried

You WILL make a choice.


you WILL save yourself.

Autoimmune System

Virtually untouchable.

Non-Terminal Velocity

Falling doesn't hurt.


We are NOT garbage.

Super Saiyan

Superer Awesomer!


I thought I was irresistible?

num num num

Tasting flight.

Glutton for Onishment

Take it out on me.

Bobbing for Airwaves

Address hostility with hostility?

Cuddle Time

Bear your feelings.


No, no, no, affirmations should be phrased in the positive.

You Red and Blue It

Not so predictable after all.

Social Worker

Who can I help?

Everything's Fine!

Indiscriminate validation.

Pristine Perspective Shifter

The "end" of ideology.

How well DO you know them?!

Unpackage your parts.

Internal Damage

Not that kind of pain.

Refined Unrefinement

He will STILL not center to this.

Only I Learn Quickly

You know what you have to do.

Become the Master

Manifest your message.

We are One

Understand One.


Understand the Companion.


Understand the Butler.


Complete Episode 2.

Second Diag-Gnostic

Collect all logs.

Reparation Bot

You're wiser than her violator.