ShrekGeorge
George   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
"What the fuck did you just fucking call a crow, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Corvidae Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous research trips on crows, and I have counted over 300 birds on them. I am trained in avian warfare and I’m the top biologist in all of reddit. You are nothing to me but just another redditor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling a jackdaw a crow on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crows across the USA and your profile is being traced right now so you better prepare for the downvotes, maggot. The brigade that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my 5 alternate accounts. Not only am I extensively trained in biology, but I have access to the entire gold reserves of reddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." - High quality copypasta

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VANEH Jul 9 @ 4:22pm 
+rep funny wanna sniff your a55!
Canuck Nov 11, 2017 @ 1:34pm 
FYI your friend drsmiley72 likes little boys.
𝖀𝖜𝖀 Jun 23, 2016 @ 1:09pm 
Can I sniff your ♥♥♥♥?
Synerflex Apr 11, 2016 @ 12:18am 
I Wan buy all ur sand dunes
THE TRUTH Apr 7, 2016 @ 8:34pm 
how many sand dunes for a key?
neuropathic party Apr 5, 2016 @ 3:21am 
i send sand dune offer please respond