[1:35 AM]
flagman21:
*crumples you up like a ball and shoots for the hoop, my trash can from across the room, and misses* a fate you deserved

[7:46 PM]
flagman21:
opening up a chat with a person you haven't spoken with in 8 years is like going into the dark side place on dagobah

[4:13 AM]
flagman21:
hi
who are you
oh
disgusting
bye
hi

[6:08 AM]
flagman21:
for my next joke, *unmitigated, extremely hostile racism*

[12:30 PM]
flagman21:
test i've devised to separate ww2 history buffs from wehraboos: ask about obscure history/equipment from one of the big participants in the war, and if they fail to answer for the big ones but immediately light up with the desire to educate you on the Heinrichobfustantandeutchemarkfaust, you've got trouble

[11:22 PM]
flagman21:
boobs? yeah, i'm an expert. i read the "breast" article on wookieepedia