"i don't believe in djent. i'm a djent skeptic."
"calling this pop punk is so unhinged but i see the vision"
"unapologetically uncool music for sensitive people (me)"
"it's like being dead for approximately 54 minutes"
"metalcore is just heavy metal for twinks"
"the living tombstone if freddy fazbear had a cocaine overdose"
"i listen to this band to get weird women to like me. not working so far but i'm still trying"
"got me feeling like i'm an alien looking at an unknown galaxy in awe"
"I'm honestly not even ready for ts I feel like I'm too human to comprehend what this ♥♥♥♥ is gonna sound like"
"как писька встала в начале, так до конца и не опускалась."
"bro made an entire account to cry about djent"
"when an rymer mentions production an angel loses its wings"
"♥♥♥♥♥ я от этой ♥♥♥♥♥ все 14 минут под столом валялся"
"go away daniel"
"my bus set on fire when i was listening to this song lmaoo"
"oh god this is so so beautiful *pulls trigger*"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome. and come to brazil"
"wow this BAND is so brave :o they REFUSE to RELEASE music!"
"if this album was a buttplug id already have a prolapsed anus"
"so you're an architects fan okay name 5 buildings"
"Art IS subjective but you're tripping bro"
"piss your pants core"
"why am i on all fours"
"i crave more exactly like this bc this song feels like how i imagine a lobotomy does i love it"
"I don't deserve to listen to this album"
"jacob charlton is the closest thing a man could get to a lesbian so its fine"
" 'ooooh i wouldve listened to it but the production is so bad oooooh the production i just cant stand the production' im gonna shove you in a locker"
"we get it: you watch south park, your girlfriend broke up with you, and you need to take a ♥♥♥♥. you didn't need 37 minutes to prove that."
"Why did this djent band make a djent record? Don't they know I HATE djent? Why didn't they make music I like? Are they stupid?"
"jesses vocals are so good i wish he were real"
"I'll give you $100 to listen to 1 undistorted guitar in your life"
"it feels like not even a good brick"
"turns out all i had to do to understand this album was actually get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ therapy and work on myself. who knew?"
"I AM SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SICK AND TIRED OF LISTENING TO DJENT GETME OUT OF THIS HELL GETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT I CAN'T TAKE THIS ♥♥♥♥ NO MORE"
"i took a nap right after writing this review and i accidentally left perverts on loop so this was just playing while i was asleep and as soon as i woke up i think i saw god"
"i like it when they make the loud noises with the guitars"
"it's all PINK and GAY just like me"
"black metal purists gatekeeping a genre pioneered by a bunch of schizophrenic teenagers from norway"