item showcase 2.0


more stupid chat shit



[Unranked] Alptraum : GUYS
* [S|Baron V] Diller : alptraum, you might wanna type !hop
* [S|Baron V] Diller : and go to the beginner europe server
* [D|Esquire IV] shakez : and go on beginner
* [S|Baron V] Diller : it has easier maps
[Unranked] Alptraum : dude
[Unranked] Alptraum : what we have to do in first pls


[S|Peasant II] GalaxyMaster : don't voteextend guys
[S|Peasant II] GalaxyMaster : pls
(a few months later)
[S|Knight III] GalaxyMaster : can you pls extend?





[S|Countess V] iTac : hey shakez
[S|Countess V] iTac : massive fan
[S|Countess V] iTac : love your stuff
[S|Countess V] iTac : keep it up my dude
[D|Esquire IV] shakez : wtf
* [S|Countess V] iTac : pro
* [S|Countess V] iTac : ez for the demoGOD
[D|Esquire IV] shakez : how did i get this far xD
* [S|Countess V] iTac : you basically done map now
* [S|Countess V] iTac : this is t1
Tempus | (Demo) Completed Course 2 12:04.46 (WR +10:19.84)
Tempus | Now ranked 145/201 on Course 2!
Tempus | Gained 30.0 Demoman points!
Tempus | (Demo) shakez map run 15:20.24 (WR +11:44.32)
Tempus | Now ranked 122/187 on Map!
Tempus | Gained 50.0 Demoman points!
* [S|Countess V] iTac : BANG BANG POW POW



[Unranked] Scout - Bob : how do i rocket jump?


[Unranked] Тиджой : guys i dont know where to go help me plz


Tempus | (Demo) Soup -tt beat the map record: 03:01.73 (WR -00:00.00) | 00:00.00 improvement!
[D|Princess II] Soup -tt : very easy


[Unranked] Bhisha : So easy.


[Unranked] SACS13 : plis i need to heal a player to jump

[Unranked] You have the capper trade ME! : I m medic
[Unranked] You have the capper trade ME! : On spawn
[Unranked] You have the capper trade ME! : YOU GO WITH MEDIC
[Unranked] You have the capper trade ME! : itac go with medic


[Unranked] Mr.ghost : yes! i did it. i save the world


[Unranked] FALLSHRIMJAGER : THIS MAP i dont know how to do it


* [S|Plebeian V] Agony : how many points for this map
Tempus | jump_aando_b1_tmps by CrancK
Tempus | Solly T6 | Demo T4 | 3 bonuses
* [D|Baroness I] shakez : 200
* [S|Plebeian V] Agony : thats it
* [D|Baroness I] shakez : as solly
* [S|Plebeian V] Agony : should be 1000


* [D|Earl V] Soup -tt : watching kaptain make me fap fap fap


[D|Baroness II] kag : merkel is a cute e


Tempus | (Solly) Mr.Spy Bhop beat the map record: 02:13.54 (PR -2:23:08.66) | 2:23:08.66 improvement!


* [S|Jester I] ᴳʸᴺ Ban2312 : MA NIGGA ORIGIANL WHYYYY


* [S|Esquire V] Lestendor : kaptain how to get good at speedshots
* [S|Duchess] mr steak : idk change steam name to un gato




[Unranked] omniaalwakeel18 : !rank
Tempus | omniaalwakeel18 is not yet ranked.
[Unranked] omniaalwakeel18 : i need to be rank




[Unranked] GHOSTGMAER trade.tf : HEY JUDT BOUGHT UPGRADE TO PREMIUM TO GIVE SOMEONE WHO IS A F2P

[D|Lord] gonk! fist : when is easier than rvr

[Unranked] Don Kappacino : My brain can't comprehend this shit


[S|Noble II] AerEE : jumping is like taking a piss
[S|Noble II] AerEE : it's easier if you're not getting watchd
[S|Noble II] AerEE : xd

* [D|Baroness IV] kag givens : german bread is litty


*DEAD* f0x : i fuck your whole family




(TEAM) Beabea : can somebody pick
razein : what do you mean by that?
(TEAM) Beabea : not pyro


Tempus | (Solly) Boshy broke Course 2 58:08.14 (WR -6:48:28.29)!

[D|Baroness II] shakez : i think im too dumb for this wr
Tempus | (Demo) shakez broke Bonus 1 00:00.70 (PR -00:00.03) | 00:00.03 improvement!
[D|Baroness II] shakez : wait
* [S|Esquire IV] Skye : lmao



[D|Princess IV] Soup -tt : u think ur better than me?


Tempus | (Demo) Soup -tt beat the map record: 01:07.06 (WR -00:02.89) | 00:02.89 improvement!
[D|Princess IV] Soup -tt : my map now
[D|Princess IV] Soup -tt : yoink






* [D|Princess II] mojo jojo : i feel bad for button cheating but australian bonus grinders deserve to die


[D|Princess IV] Soup -tt : that was almost wr lol

TANWIG has found: Conniver's Kunai
[S|Peon] TANWIG : cool amma pley spy


| (US5) - Aurora -tt: men have 6x the brain power women do
| (AU1) - Nycryte: seems correct
| (AU2) - Diabolical: hmmmm I like women
| (EU2) - GalaxyMaster: 6 x 0 = 0


20:30 - dayz: Okay do you have discord bro so that i can prove it to you that i have a lot of items?
20:30 - shakez: no
20:30 - dayz: Can you make for a while?
20:31 - shakez: no
20:31 - dayz: then fuck you reported
20:31 - dayz: Enjoy getting a vac ban


[S|Peon] OneKe : all demomans
[S|Peon] OneKe : pieces of shit noobs


* [S|Esquire IV] Jacobmeister : what does the scout say
[D|Archduke] gonk : penis



[S|Empress] Boshy : i love grinding aids garbage


* [D|Countess II] Robin inda Hood : wanna start ww3


* [S|Empress] Boshy : i beat mirela on day 2 of jump


[S|Lord] kaptain : they call me hte demo bonus tt genius


* [D|Countess I] Robin inda Hood : i saw fox irl
* [D|Countess I] Robin inda Hood : real one
* [D|Countess I] Robin inda Hood : its like dog but orange


| (AU2) - Diabolical: Why does France still exist?

* [D|Countess I] Robin inda Hood : do u have cats in asia deceptive
* [D|Countess I] Robin inda Hood : or u eated all



[S|Peon] paauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu : is this a demo map?
[D|Duchess] devil's advocate : yes
* [D|Count IV] shakez : yes
[S|Peon] paauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu : fucking shit
paauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu has left the server.

* [S|Peasant II] invert : jump is pay to win

* [S|Archduke] kidder : whoever wins in chess takes the other's iq
* [S|Esquire V] Shunix : how do you think my iq got so high
* [S|Archduke] kidder : shunix started at 30 iq and worked his way up
* [S|Esquire V] Shunix : took me 60 tempus gamer wins
* [S|Baron V] +46 ondkaja : you beat a lot of 20 iq players
* [S|Esquire V] Shunix : to get here



[D|Baron III] Diabolical : Wish alts could be used for more
[D|Baron III] Diabolical : Like make this jump easier
[D|Baron III] Diabolical : lol

* [D|Count II] Skinny. : Just for fun, here is a list of spooky Halloween words:
* [D|Count II] Skinny. : gay


* [S|Plebeian IV] got my vans on : lmao XDD this nigga got a dog on his shoulder hahah ahah rofl"

* [S|Peasant V] n1xm@r :3 : hardcore tryhard faggot map



* [S|Esquire I] Robin inda Hood : wanna yiff


* [D|Prince V] Starkie : shakez gives me a huge bonner


* [S|Esquire I] Robin inda Hood : i learned english only for tempus memes


* [D|Esquire IV] sciens : shakez you're the bwr master


* [S|Knight II] legendary larry : woah
* [S|Knight II] legendary larry : its the legendary german bonus grinder

[S|Esquire V] Shunix : lol cyclopses
[S|Esquire V] Shunix : 1 eyed losers


[S|Lord] pirate name : i cum 400 times a day

[S|Esquire III] katz : wallpogo make me nut

* [S|Femboy] Boshy : hehe


[S|Baroness V] WingsWithoutBird : which color is it
* [S|Prince V] Jerome : 12


[S|Peon] mk17 : wtf is this
* [D|Sir II] shakez : a jump map
[S|Peon] mk17 : good bye
mk17 has left the server.


* [D|Baroness V] Robin inda Hood : maybe minecraft things not work irl


* [S|Empress] Boshy : shakez is pure and doesnt use any cheats
* [S|Empress] Boshy : he is the next soup can



* [S|Caroler IV] gerald : 69 under the mistletoe hmm

[S|Eggnog II] All_Over_RS -bt : walpogo is for people who have intellectual impairment


* [D|Rudolph] Zike1017 ツ -ttdark : i hate vice
Zike1017 ツ -ttdark has left the server.


[D|Elf I] Skinny. : can I lick your cock?
* [D|Count I] Skinny. : you play with them balls like it's FIFA


| (FRA4) - Boshy: my dream is shaped like a penis

[S|Esquire I] Beetle : i don't get it. why not just make it unplayable as soldier, and make it demoman only? =/ yikes



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