Flack Blanders
LYRETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: love me some semen

LyRetE #noknee: *snap*
LyRetE #noknee: and I'm black

Lyrete- [A]: do i
Lyrete- [A]: just imagine how black ill be if i go
Shadowfire: your dick will grow like 5 inches
Lyrete- [A]: i think that would be a health risk
Lyrete- [A]: a hard on would just make me faint with all the blood going in there
Shadowfire: oh yeah
Lyrete- [A]: :(
Lyrete- [A]: FeelsBadMan
Lyrete- [A]: just imagine that
Lyrete- [A]: see slightly suggestive pic
Lyrete- [A]: -> faint
Shadowfire: sees my profile
Shadowfire: and just faint
Lyrete- [A]: i already faint at that
Lyrete- [A]: its just
Lyrete- [A]: all the blood
Lyrete- [A]: gone
Lyrete- [A]: i have a feeling this is going to end up on your profile

.moX: ive got top notch dick songs

tmy- [A]:

tmy- [A]: pls fuik me

LYRETE: huehue u so funi

Neon: A D a day keeps the ggamefreak away

Cap'n Chris: I love semen.

Lyrete * LFT: 19:48 - Lyrete * LFT: might have fapped
Lyrete * LFT: i sent that line to a person I added for a trial
Lyrete * LFT: accidentally
Lyrete * LFT: he was amused
Shadowfire251: gahahhahahaah
Shadowfire251: nice one

Lyrete * LFT * mix/merc?: wnna bump my rec post
Lyrete * LFT * mix/merc?: pls

Shadowfire: lyfagete, just say youre too bad to play d4 or d3, actually d8
mib*Lyrete: no
mib*Lyrete: I'm prem
mib*Lyrete: team is shit
Shadowfire: hahaha best reason i've ever heard
mib*Lyrete: please quote me on that
mib*Lyrete: our team's gonna be half russian soon
mib*Lyrete: two russian
mib*Lyrete: s
Shadowfire: hahah
mib*Lyrete: and me
mib*Lyrete: so
mib*Lyrete: basically 3
Shadowfire: yeah 2 and a half

Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: I'm hurt
Shadowfire: hhaha sorry dashi baby
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: cant make up for this now
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: its all lost
Shadowfire: hahah rip
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: I'm gonna go and have sex with my cat now
Shadowfire: ok enjoy
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Shadowfire: ya freak
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: k that might not be appropriate

Dan//: Want some fuk?
Shadowferret: yus pls
Shadowferret: only bit though
Dan//: $10 sucky sucky me love you long time
Shadowferret: ok yus plx
Shadowferret: what do i get for a fiver?
Dan//: sucky
Dan//: but no long time
Shadowferret: oh but longtime is very important so i take 10 bucks
Dan//: good choice

Menty: I'd rather sticky my dick in anthill than main spy

iatgink: I make you sad?
iatgink: I will fuck you now

Tomu: Shadow's an alright sort of person

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lyrete Oct 30, 2018 @ 8:31am 
Hey guys i was having sex with a prostitute today on the street corner in broad daylight and i saw she had a big ol dingus danglin downwards so i turned around and sucked her big ol dingus until she shidded and farded on my ♥♥♥♥. Some of that swirled down my own dingle dangle and now my peen tingles i think i have genital herpes or aids. I went to a doctor to get it checked out but he just started making me chocolate dip his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like i was a lolipop goin into a tub of yoghurt flavourer with rainbow and chemical soap. After squishing around in the doctors virgin ♥♥♥, i ran straight away from the doctors office. I found the prostitute i ♥♥♥♥ed and asked her why she let me get the genital bumps on her behalf and all she said was "hey my slick daddy nibba it rly b like that stay woke" and then she hit a phat dab and my ♥♥♥♥ fell off so i picked it up and put it in my pocket and walked home. How was your day?
lyrete Oct 30, 2018 @ 8:31am 
This is a smarmy dog ♥♥♥♥ comment and you’re simply trying to get a rise out of people. You know EXACTLY what he means but you’re fixated on trying to appear hyper intelligent. Bad news bub; you look like a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot.

Stop being a prick. We are all super impressed that you know how to fly a ♥♥♥♥ing plane. I know how to do other ♥♥♥♥ I’m qualified to do as well. Shut up, act your age, and respect our nations largest national tragedy, you ♥♥♥♥ing disgrace.

Mothers, sisters, brothers, dads, children, friends died and your sad old ♥♥♥ is using it as a leaping board to brag about driving a sky car. ♥♥♥♥ing loser. I’m super ♥♥♥♥ing impressed. Eat ♥♥♥♥. Dork.
lyrete Oct 30, 2018 @ 8:30am 
Sure, slave Leia might've been hot, but she wasn't *sexy.* Not like slave Anakin, a beautiful blonde. His long, Chad-like hair entices even the most stubborn of men. Once close enough to see through his golden bangs, his eyes become visible. His beautiful, blue eyes, deep like the sea. But the Slave Anakin package does not stop there, oh no. His short figure tricks the eye into believing his other features, such as his juicy ♥♥♥, are larger, more plump, than it would otherwise be. Slave Leia stood at 5'1, making her a whole six inches taller than Anakin. Her ♥♥♥ is visibly less voluptuous due to this. Not only does slave Anakin have his juicy ♥♥♥, his pretty blue eyes, and his beautiful hair on his side, he is also *literally Jesus.* It is common knowledge that Anakin was a product of a virgin birth, both making him closer to Jesus because of the nature of his birth, *and* making him actual Jesus because God is his father. Now, you tell me which one you'd rather love.
lyrete Sep 29, 2018 @ 5:26am 
Me [19F] with my boyfriend [19M] of 1 year, how can I make him stop using twitch memes in every day conversation?

So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2 and is very immersed in twitch culture and this has extended to his everyday conversation. It seems like he can't go one sentence without using one such twitch "meme", like "pogchamp", "omegalul", "monka s", "bible thump", or "monka giga". I am fine with him watching twitch and enjoying his video games but honestly it's quite embarrassing when we are talking to someone in public and he just randomly busts out a twitch "meme". It's so cringey and all my friends think he's weird. And don't even get me started on the random japanese phrases (he's white...)

I swear this sounds like a meme post but I promise this is my real life ;___;

tl;dr boyfriend won't stop with the embarrassing twitch phrases and I'm concerned it's interfering with his social skills..
lyrete Sep 22, 2018 @ 3:08am 
♥♥♥♥ YOU. I have heard that "lol you must be fun at parties" at least a hundred times. GET ♥♥♥♥ING ORIGINAL. Jesus ♥♥♥♥ing christ. Stop saying the same ♥♥♥♥ing thing over and over and over again. Just because you don't agree with me DOES NOT HAVE ♥♥♥♥ TO DO WITH PARTIES. What the ♥♥♥♥. Do you ♥♥♥♥ing fart at parties or something? If so I don't want to go to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥-♥♥♥ parties in the first place. I'll stick to my wine and cheese dinners, you know, REAL ♥♥♥♥ING PARTIES. I downvoted you because not one thing you said was original. You're just a robot programmed to say these phrases over and over again to feel connected to 1s and 0s on the internet. You've never been to a party. That's why you say those things. WELL I'M ♥♥♥♥ING tired. of it. I'm tired. Say that to me one more ♥♥♥♥ing time and I will find you. I'm taking a stand. I am so sick of the stupid "parties" comeback. It's not fun.
lyrete Sep 22, 2018 @ 3:08am 
It's not clever. It's really ♥♥♥♥ing hurtful. Thanks a lot, ♥♥♥♥. So what if you don't like what I said. Is that any reason to dismiss my entire comment and quote a little comeback. What's next, you're going to explain to me with crayons or call out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t by how I overcomplicating things? If I see one more ♥♥♥♥ing party comment, I'm going to lose it. I'm going off the ♥♥♥♥ing chain and ♥♥♥♥ing report all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s who think it's funny to comment about being fun at parties. Try me. I will do it. I will go STRAIGHT TO THE ♥♥♥♥ING TOP and then I'll be the one laughing while you beg for my mercy. Then you know what I'll say while you come to me crying and begging to die so you can stop the agony? I'll say "You must be fun at parties." So yeah, If you must know, I am pretty fun at parties. Not that you'll ever find out, ♥♥♥♥.