Flack Blanders
LYRETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: love me some semen

LyRetE #noknee: *snap*
LyRetE #noknee: and I'm black

Lyrete- [A]: do i
Lyrete- [A]: just imagine how black ill be if i go
Shadowfire: your dick will grow like 5 inches
Lyrete- [A]: i think that would be a health risk
Lyrete- [A]: a hard on would just make me faint with all the blood going in there
Shadowfire: oh yeah
Lyrete- [A]: :(
Lyrete- [A]: FeelsBadMan
Lyrete- [A]: just imagine that
Lyrete- [A]: see slightly suggestive pic
Lyrete- [A]: -> faint
Shadowfire: sees my profile
Shadowfire: and just faint
Lyrete- [A]: i already faint at that
Lyrete- [A]: its just
Lyrete- [A]: all the blood
Lyrete- [A]: gone
Lyrete- [A]: i have a feeling this is going to end up on your profile

.moX: ive got top notch dick songs

tmy- [A]:

tmy- [A]: pls fuik me

LYRETE: huehue u so funi

Neon: A D a day keeps the ggamefreak away

Cap'n Chris: I love semen.

Lyrete * LFT: 19:48 - Lyrete * LFT: might have fapped
Lyrete * LFT: i sent that line to a person I added for a trial
Lyrete * LFT: accidentally
Lyrete * LFT: he was amused
Shadowfire251: gahahhahahaah
Shadowfire251: nice one

Lyrete * LFT * mix/merc?: wnna bump my rec post
Lyrete * LFT * mix/merc?: pls

Shadowfire: lyfagete, just say youre too bad to play d4 or d3, actually d8
mib*Lyrete: no
mib*Lyrete: I'm prem
mib*Lyrete: team is shit
Shadowfire: hahaha best reason i've ever heard
mib*Lyrete: please quote me on that
mib*Lyrete: our team's gonna be half russian soon
mib*Lyrete: two russian
mib*Lyrete: s
Shadowfire: hahah
mib*Lyrete: and me
mib*Lyrete: so
mib*Lyrete: basically 3
Shadowfire: yeah 2 and a half

Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: I'm hurt
Shadowfire: hhaha sorry dashi baby
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: cant make up for this now
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: its all lost
Shadowfire: hahah rip
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: I'm gonna go and have sex with my cat now
Shadowfire: ok enjoy
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Shadowfire: ya freak
Dashijᶜᵃᶠᵉ: k that might not be appropriate

Dan//: Want some fuk?
Shadowferret: yus pls
Shadowferret: only bit though
Dan//: $10 sucky sucky me love you long time
Shadowferret: ok yus plx
Shadowferret: what do i get for a fiver?
Dan//: sucky
Dan//: but no long time
Shadowferret: oh but longtime is very important so i take 10 bucks
Dan//: good choice

Menty: I'd rather sticky my dick in anthill than main spy

iatgink: I make you sad?
iatgink: I will fuck you now

Tomu: Shadow's an alright sort of person

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lyrete Mar 30 @ 9:12am 
Actually, he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man.
lyrete Mar 30 @ 9:12am 
Holy ♥♥♥♥ing♥♥♥♥♥♥ I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥ing sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥ing mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥ing town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
lyrete Mar 30 @ 9:12am 
I can make you cry because this game is my city. But i don't have a bucket for you to cry. So cry a river for African kids, at least they'll have something to drink.
lyrete Mar 7 @ 6:05am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.