Alejandro Medina 👌   Anzoategui, Venezuela
bad rat and artist and nipples and wikicap owner     :skullcap:👌 tips kippah
OHYEA :devon:                                                      👀
no                       ok trade me here                        👃
guys devon has an idea     :devon:

devon will cut himself in half


devon is now dead

that wasn't a good idea, devon.

My Measurements:
BPEL: 6.7-8.57" NBPEL: 6.3-8.25"
MEG: 5.9-6.5" HeadEG: 5.4-6.25" BEG: 6.25-7"
CI:1.5 -2.5
Flaccid: 5"x4.75" -> 6.25"x5.375" for +63% volume
275ml-435ml in 3 years, 6 months(active 2 years) for +58% volume
6.7x5.9 - 8.57x6.5 or bigger than 9/10x49/50 - 2999/3000x1666/1667

ale memelord: hey say somewthing funiy please
I miss WoW :(: lel xD
guys are in a bar
first one is chicka
ale memelord: LOL!
I miss WoW :(: chicka asks freddy
ale memelord: Sory.
I miss WoW :(: ''hey freddy, where is everyone''
Freddy answers
''all i can't tell is that there is noBONNY''
ale memelord: LOL!
HAHAHA WOW MAN LOL uRE now on my decscription
I miss WoW :(: i is happy you like me joke x3

funy meme I miss WoW is feurolant btw lolz

.: you know the frog on the bike and it says something like "here comes frog! oh cool!" or something, thats a good meme. A bit old now though
ale memelord: FUCK

*ale looks up and melts himself into a brown liquid substance (Coffee) while he’s about to got drank by himself turning the atmosphere into a complete mind blowing scene*
-ale: Hmmm, taste funny.
-atmosphere: Don’t tell me you hate yourself…

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Howdy do, stalking assholes! You are probably wondering who I am? Well, I am a kitty. A normal kitty, who loves enjoying playing games and.. meow :3
✘ Lol, seriously now. Firstly, NO, I am NOT a "gamer girl"- I am just a normal gamer like YOU. I am NOT a 12year old squeaker (no offence to them) looking for attention, pretending to be a girl for free items and shit. I actually sit and pee and my balls are situated at the top, not bottom - but I can have more "balls" than some guys... Just saying. xD
✘ Secondly, I am a poet, and anime-enthusiast! Yes, I am a nerd/geek, and so what? You stalking me, just proves YOU are a nerd too! so eat shit!
Got a problem with me? Ha! Suck my ass, bitch! ^
✘ Thirdly, I am not looking for ANY romantic relationship whatsoever in any form or way. I am here to play, not to chit-chat with boys about long distance dating. Also, please don't be a dick and ask for my number to "prove" that I am a girl.. I mean come on, lamest pickup line EVER! Besides, I have nothing to prove to anyone, so don't be desperado. ;)
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DiversityBoy Oct 31, 2018 @ 11:14am 
Si yo igual :( lol
DiversityBoy Oct 24, 2018 @ 12:57am 
Ale no sabes el por que de que godnono no se allá conectado :v
gloe boi Jul 9, 2018 @ 12:48pm 
gloe boi Apr 27, 2018 @ 6:41pm 
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ale Mar 22, 2018 @ 10:25pm 
yes, think that and die single and virgin.
gloe boi Mar 15, 2018 @ 6:26am 
Human transmutation sounds fun but Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat?