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Gordon is a gay slut, I used to wait tables for him in London back in the 90s. At the end of every service he'd take me to the basement where we kept our produce. He would pull his trousers down and stare me in the eyes. "MY ARSE ISN'T GOING TO ♥♥♥♥ ITSELF IS IT BIG BOY?!?!" I would just always reply with "No Gordon." I would then pull out my courgette and olive oil and begin penetrating his donut hole. After he came he'd scream at me "CLEAN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STATION YOU STUPID IDIOT!" "Yes Gordon" I would say as I cleaned his bum bum. He'd walk out of the restaurant and enter a car driven by Marco Pierre White. One time I heard Marco say to Gordon "I doubt it's as sore as when I used to humiliate you in front of the boys at Harvey's" I saw Gordon cry after he said that.

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