Salad
wesley "shoots a lot" snipes   United States
 
 
worked on the last stand update

I DON'T TAKE RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS. Sorry, but I have enough people on my friends list that I barely speak to as it is.
I extra, super, mega turbo do not take random trade requests.

I'm gonna jump until bad things happen.
- Spenny

Spenny, why are you the king of bad ideas? Why do we play with you?
- mutanteggs

There's elevators, and then things happen.
- Spenny

"Is your screen, like, all red and blurry--"
- Spenny, playing No More Room in Hell

"You know who Bane is."
"Is he the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the scarecrow potato sack on his head?"

Spenny: ALSO DO YOU REMEMBER HOW THE caps lock buttons work

Spenny: i'LL BE LIKE "yEAH HE'S DEAD!" and then I'm like "The caps button was on!" and then I'm like "I'm upside down and there's 3 trees tangled in my rotors"

mutanteggs: The screws are falling out of my chair
mutanteggs: Yay
Spenny: sounds like you're
Spenny: pretty screwed
mutanteggs: No.
mutanteggs: Shut up
mutanteggs: I'll hit you with flies
mutanteggs: FLIES DAMMIT
Spenny: YYYYEEEAAAHAHHHHHHH
mutanteggs: DAMMIT

mutanteggs: thats a crans
Salad: whats a crans
mutanteggs: tixjek

Spenny: 200 pictures of the duke diamreverofnukem

"You're goin to hell, officer!"
"Not if I go to hell first!"
"...What?"

mutanteggs: clinosscrpsyh
mutanteggs: fault dsylexisc i am

Salad: mutant is a bee
Salad: stingingSentry: bzz
Spenny: Oh god why
Salad: aha what
Spenny: why the bees
Salad: The bees
Salad: THE BEES
Spenny: I need to saee that movie
Spenny: be on tv, that movie
Spenny: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Salad: bee on tv, that movie
Spenny: OH GOD
Spenny: NO
Spenny: NOOOOO

Spenny: At the Grand Canyon! [Picture of a guard railing next to the Grand Canyon]
Salad: Can't see much in the picture, but sweet
Spenny: Sorry, couldn't tell when I took it because the sun is a ♥♥♥♥.

Spenny: lET'S PCIK UP THIS GUY IN A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES AND A GUN
Spenny: i'M THE DUMBEST TAXI DRIVER EVER

Salad: Hi
Spenny: hip
Spenny: putting jp chridtmas lights
Spenny: hand frozxen
Spenny: talk later

mutanteggs: I'm walking around the house with no pants on hitting things with a tin bat
mutanteggs: brb

Spenny: rouge's wiles crashed my computer
mutanteggs: see
mutanteggs: it works on machines
mutanteggs: all machines
Spenny: I'm just concerned about the fact that all of eggman's robots are furries
Spenny: did he program that or what

scrrup:

guess what i just did against my better judgement

Your Turn, the president of your face
- A gift tag from mutanteggs

Salad: I like how like
Salad: Me and mutant have cooking problems occasionally
Salad: I don't remember you ever really mentioning anything
Spenny: I'm the king of cuisine.

Spenny: DOUBLE OR NOTHING
Spenny: DiS WATUHS SEASonD

Spenny!: also I dinisahed my sandiwhc

Spenny: also I gbought protoypejn and stucking vaqnd now I'm going to verk

"I'm Han Solo-"
"YOU'RE NOT HAN SOLO!"

Salad: the berreta needs more texture
Spenny: yes
Spenny: just like
Spenny: more terxtures on one trxture sheet
Spenny: gun, car, stuffed pig and bill's face

"No, Ellen, I'm not high, there really was a talking car!"
- Lt. Rocky's half of a phone conversation that I was not a part of

Spenny: thes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Spenny: scrakes
Spenny: i want my chicken ♥♥♥♥
Spenny: don't quote that

Spenny: Kool eyez
Spenny: Hey you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ihop
Spenny: They to here after us
Spenny: Wheres my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waffle u fhaha
Spenny: Christmas IHOP yeahhh
Recent Activity
4.2 hrs on record
last played on Sep 12
127 hrs on record
last played on Sep 11
Jules Jan 1, 2019 @ 12:44pm 
My new years resolution is to eat more of you this year. :clover:
Jules Jan 18, 2018 @ 2:08am 
With great beard comes great responsibility.
- T-Pain
ChoccyMilk Oct 17, 2017 @ 8:16pm 
Do you like moths?
Splinks Sep 23, 2015 @ 3:27pm 
Legend goes this user is nothing but a living beard that took the life of a young man and to this day lives the life of it's victim.
mutanteggs Aug 9, 2015 @ 3:49pm 
Good trader, very open about his sexual mores, comfortable with being in enclosed spaces, and can breathe water.
spenny Aug 9, 2015 @ 12:30pm 
Good trader, very welcoming and happy to talk aout his valuable TF2 items. Would recommend.