Sandman
 
 
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Sandman Feb 10, 2018 @ 5:31pm 
I once ate an entire roll of quarters the day before attending our neighborhood summer block party just so I could fool all my friends into thinking I could ♥♥♥♥ money. They all sat around getting pretty ♥♥♥♥-faced throughout the evening, and by the time the streetlights came on I was standing butt-naked on top of a picnic table defecating coins like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They surrounded me like I was a malfunctioning slot machine, cupping their hands and catching my ♥♥♥-quarters while cheering. No one seemed bothered the money was covered in my chunky ♥♥♥♥, they had dollar signs in their eyes. My ♥♥♥ sprayed in every direction. The sounds of my wet farts combined with loose change hitting the ground, and the dull plop of my turds landing on the wooden picnic table filled the air. Everyone praised Jesus for the miracle, asking if I could ♥♥♥♥ them enough money to pay their mortgage or get their wife a bigger pair of ♥♥♥♥. What a ♥♥♥♥in' night.
Sandman Feb 10, 2018 @ 5:29pm 
In your profile commenting on ur stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)