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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jan 11, 2013 @ 12:07am

Dead Presidents

Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2013 @ 12:33am

The Welcome Wagon

Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 4:00am

Opulence, You Has It

Complete 'Party Time'.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 2:08pm

We're Takin' Over

Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 2:54pm

Tower Defense

Complete Act 1 in one way.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2013 @ 4:12pm

Gotta Break Em In

Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2013 @ 5:13pm

I Heart Nyte Blayde

Complete 'STAG Party'.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 12:56pm


Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 1:32pm

Titanic Effort

Complete Act 2.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 2:06pm

Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains

Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 6:15pm

Murderbrawl 31

Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 5:23am

Too Close to the Son

Complete Act 3 in one way.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 6:20am

Gangstas... In Space!

Complete Act 3 in another way.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:59pm

Mourning Stars

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 5:13pm


Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:13pm

Tune In, Drop Off

Complete all instances of Trafficking.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 5:06pm

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 4:57pm

Fence Killa 2011

Complete all instances of Mayhem.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:59pm

Your Backseat Smells Funny

Complete all instances of Escort.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:46pm

Double Dose of Pimping

Complete all instances of Snatch.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 4:40pm

Porkchop Sandwiches

Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2013 @ 8:48am

Go Into the Light

Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:33pm

Tank You Very Much

Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 5:16pm

Have A Reality Climax

Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2013 @ 5:56am

Getting the Goods

Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2013 @ 8:37am

Life of the Party

Find 100% of all Collectibles.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2013 @ 8:11am

Shake and Bake

Complete your first Challenge.
Unlocked Jul 17 @ 4:25pm

Ow My Balls!

Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2013 @ 2:33pm


Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2013 @ 8:11am

Gellin' Like Magellan

Explore every hood in Steelport.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 2:26pm

Who Loves Ya Baby

Kill 50 brutes.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2013 @ 1:15am

A Better Person

Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2013 @ 4:05pm

Haters Gonna Hate

Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2013 @ 4:32pm

Pimped Out Pad

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2014 @ 9:45am

Jumped In

Create and share a character online.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:28pm

Stick the Landing

Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:28pm

Flame On

Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Unlocked Oct 11, 2013 @ 5:23pm

Murder in the Jungle

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 9:23am

Storm the Yarn

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2013 @ 9:22am

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2013 @ 5:05am

Genki Bowl Champ

Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 6:35am

I Do My Own Stunts

Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 6:47am

First Contact

Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:25am


Kill Space Brutina.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:19am

Lights! Camera! Action!

Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:07am

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:37am

Revenge of the Navigator

Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:45am

Do a Barrel Roll!

Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:47am

C-List Celebrity

Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 4:29am

Public Enemy #1

Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 4:36am

Weird Science

Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 5:43am

Eye of the Bee-Holder

Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 5:48am

Sting Operation

Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 5:51am

Tour de Farce

Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 6:04am


Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 6:05am

Send in the Clones

Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 6:13am

The Johnnyguard

Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2013 @ 6:15am

My Pet, Monster

Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".

Kuh, Boom.

Complete Act 1 in another way.

Hanging With Mr. Pierce

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Hack the Planet

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.

You're the Best...

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Bright Lights, Big City

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.

Everything is Permitted

Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Hi-Jack It

Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

You're My Hero!

Complete ALL Challenges.

Gender Equality

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Love/Hate Relationship

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Stay Classy Steelport

Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.

The American Dream

Customize 10 vehicles.

Cowboy Up

Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.

Flash the Pan

Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Third and 30

Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.

Bromance in the Row

Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.

Crew of Two

Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.

Partners in Crime

Beat all Missions in Co-op.

Cooked To Perfection

Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Get Off My Back

Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Feeding Time

Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).

Union Buster

Kill 15 cameramen.

Warrior Princess

Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.


Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.