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49 of 49 (100%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 6:18am


Obtain every achievement in the game
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 4:23am

I Remember That Being Harder

Defeat Calaca
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 4:41am


Regain the mask
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 7:11am

Show's Over, Go Home

Defeat El Muñeco
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 12:08pm


Defeat Uay Pek
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 12:05am

Prickly Pair

Defeat Cactuardo and Zope
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 2:04am

Severed 2

Defeat Uay Pek a second time
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 1:23pm

Questionable Plumbing

Discover the Pollo Illuminati's headquarters
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 10:55am

Santa Golpiza!

Reach 150 on your hit-meter
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 9:07am

Grapple Expert

Use all four of Coscorrona's special throws
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 2:00pm

Juan Punch Man

One-shot an enemy with a fully upgraded super move
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 5:09am

I Was Told There'd Be Candy

Defeat a Piñataface
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 8:17am


Kill 50 enemies as chicken
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 1:16am

The Floor Is...

Eagle Boost from 10 different hook points without touching the ground
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 1:32am

6-Piece Combo

Juggle an enemy with 6 Chicken Shots or Slides before it touches the ground.
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 2:17pm

He Looks Portable

Find Juan and Lupita in the Darkest Timeline
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 3:16pm


Cleanse the Mexiverse of the vehicular menace
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 4:49am

Talented Player

Dodge 10 enemies' attacks by rolling
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 11:27pm

You Survived

Enter the Heart of Dankness... and return
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 7:59am

One Born Every Minute

Open a loot box
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 12:55pm

King of the Hill

Defeat El Trio de la Montaña
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 12:21am

Special Delivery!

Feed the hungry guard
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 3:12pm

Combo Machine

Complete all of Flame Face's challenges
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 12:11am

These Are Not Fertilized

Lay a dozen eggs
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 11:54am

Temple Raider

Find 100% of the hidden items in a temple
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 7:20am

y cant guacamelee crawl

Complete a Pollo challenge dungeon
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 12:26pm

I Have Nothing Left to Teach You

Fully purchase one trainer's skill tree
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 12:06am

One Down...

Complete a secret Chicken Key Challenge
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 6:19am

Very Special

Open the Golden Door
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 7:46am

Talk to the Hend

Receive the Holy Hen's message
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 6:07am

Moves Like Jaguar

Defeat Jaguar(s)
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 3:49pm

Luchonarrative Resonance

Kill 1000 mean, nasty skeletons without families
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 1:08am

El Técnico Táctico

Purchase all of the upgrades
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 9:12am

Mr. Worldwide

Achieve 100% completion in all areas
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 6:18am

Even Darkester

Beat the game on Hard mode
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:14am

Nacho Libre

Defeat Salvador
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 1:35am

Legend of the Timelines

Reach the good ending (collect all keys)
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 11:14am

+ Cool Cat Counter Attack ('Enemigos' Character Pack)

Dodge then Hit 15 Enemies as Jaguar
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 8:08am

+ Steal the Show ('Enemigos' Character Pack)

Perform with the Dead Band at the Mariachi Club as El Muñeco
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 6:12am

+ Body Builder ('Enemigos' Character Pack)

Defeat a Giant Skeleton as Uay Pek's Head
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:39am

+ Welcome to MY World ('Enemigos' Character Pack)

Defeat 25 Enemies in the Living World as Uay Pek
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:14am

+ Jaguar's Redemption ('Enemigos' Character Pack)

Defeat Salvador as Jaguar
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:42am

++ Slippery Snake (The Proving Grounds)

Complete the Snakes in the Grass Challenge without taking damage
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:45am

++ Explosion Therapy (The Proving Grounds)

Kill 20 Exploders using Wall Fly while completing the Exploder Elimination Challenge
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 1:25am

++ Snake Temple Throwdown (The Proving Grounds)

Grab and Throw 50 Enemies as Coscorrona in the Snake Temple
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 1:29am

++ Salvador’s Sister Act (The Proving Grounds)

Visit the Mother Superior in Isla Bonita as Salvador
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:46am

++ Bronze Champion (The Proving Grounds)

Achieve a Bronze Medal for all of Tiempochtli’s Challenges
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:46am

++ Silver Champion (The Proving Grounds)

Achieve a Silver Medal for all of Tiempochtli’s Challenges
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 12:48am

++ Let Sleeping Gods Lie (The Proving Grounds)

Wake up Tiempochtli