Sage Luke
Henry   Jyvaskyla, Western Finland, Finland
 
 
Mr Sir Henry Motherfucker, at your service.

Self-proclaimed Ex-King of Poorfags.

The man with the Aimboat.
I dig giant robots.
AND FOR SCIENCE!
PHANTASMAGORIA!
El Psy Congroo.

I once was put against an Übered Heavy-Medic, with only my boxing gloves as my weapon, I lived to tell the tale.

I once saw a giant miniature space hamster.

"Where's my two buuuuucks!?"
-Übermensch


15:54 - Kittens die everyday: HEY HEY HEY
15:54 - Sage☆Luke: SUP
15:54 - Kittens die everyday: FUCKING MOM IN THE ASS
15:54 - Kittens die everyday: YOU
15:54 - Sage☆Luke: I KNEW IT
15:54 - Kittens die everyday: HOW
15:54 - Sage☆Luke: I FILMED IT
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: SO DID I
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: NOOB
15:55 - Sage☆Luke: LOLOLOL
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: THEN I PUT IT ON THE INTERNET
15:55 - Kittens die everyday: WANT TO SEE
15:55 - Sage☆Luke: FUCK YEAH
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Galley Jul 7 @ 9:26am 
DON'T TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS. DON'T JUST DON'T.

I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my♥♥♥♥♥♥ and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥ing amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though

Anyway, see ya. Remember not to tell my parents.
Galley Apr 29 @ 6:52pm 
The actual geographic location of "Finland" is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden. World maps are altered as a part of a U.N. conspiracy to keep people believing in "Finland", and the fact that making up a country is so bizzare that nobody would ever fall for it, so everyone thinks "Finland" is a real place.
Galley Apr 29 @ 6:52pm 
Nokia, a Japanese company, is a main player in this. Why would Russia and Sweden make up "Finland"? Well obviously it's Japanese fishing rights. The Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry means they can't fish as much in their waters, so after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create "Finland" where they could fish. After all, who would ever expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales in Viking waters?
Galley Apr 29 @ 6:52pm 
Those fish are then transported through Russia where a percentage is given out (at the time of "Finlands" invention the Russians were starving) and then shipped to Japan under the label of Nokia products. Despite the Japanese being the worlds largest importers of Nokia products, nobody there seems to actually own a Nokia phone.
Galley Jan 6 @ 11:35am 
The government needs to get out of my bedroom and stop forcing their beliefs on me. I like to anally♥♥♥♥♥♥pigs, and the government needs to mind their own ♥♥♥♥ing business. It isn’t illegal to kill a fly right? If it’s ok to kill animals, it should also be ok to♥♥♥♥♥♥them (I also♥♥♥♥♥♥people sometimes too, and that should also be legal, that’s another issue). Honestly people ♥♥♥♥♥ and whine about♥♥♥♥♥♥too much. It’s not that big of a deal, and it is actually kind of fun to get♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(it was for me anyways). At worst, it’s a few minutes of discomfort.♥♥♥♥♥♥is condemned far to harshly due to libtards that put feelings over facts.

Fact- the average sentence for convicted rapists is 9.8 years

This is far longer than the length of an average♥♥♥♥♥♥ It just doesn’t make sense to lock someone up for 10 years just because they made someone else uncomfortable for a few minutes.

Thousands of pigs are slaughtered every day, so what’s the big deal if I♥♥♥♥♥♥a few of them?