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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,656.0 hrs on record (1,545.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: Aug 8, 2014 @ 6:30am
Updated: Nov 21, 2018 @ 11:25am

There is pretty much a reason for anyone, and I mean anyone to play Team Fortress 2. Let's review.

If you like to play with fire, and not have to seek professional counseling. Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you like to stab people in the back while smoking a cigarette and speaking in an outrageous French accent. Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you like to run around and hit people with a bat, while talking like a cast member from "Jersey Shore". Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you've ever said to yourself: "I want to build guns, but I also have a life long dream to beat another man to death with a wrench,". Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you've ever wanted to pretend you're an obese Vladmir Putin while simultaniously firing an ridiculous machine gun. Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you've ever wanted to behead people while in a drunken Scottish rage, Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you've ever wanted to sound like that one kid's dad who told war stories and never shuts up about America, and shoot people with a rocket launcher, Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you want to prove that the plural of the word "Sniper" is "Too damned many", Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.
If you've ever wanted to pretend you're a Doctor that barely escaped trial at Nuremberg, Team Fortress 2 is a game for you.

Finally, if you like hats...be they fancy, or shabby...Team Fortress 2 is a game for you!

Still fun after all these years!
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1 Comments
Scuffed Huband Aug 8, 2014 @ 12:52pm 
I agree.