but he's painted   California, United States
Profile picture done by this epic friend.

Discord: {not a) rock#6969, although I'm not accepting requests unless I know who you are
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Congratulations, you found this semi-useless profile of mine, I have no idea how you got here, but I welcome you and feel free to make yourself at home.

I'm not accepting any random friend requests unless I've played/talked with you in-game. Leave a comment regarding why you want to add me, if you don't leave a comment, I won't accept your request most likely.
(If your profile is private, I will block you/decline your request, comments on my Steam screenshots requesting to be added will not be granted, and will most likely lead to a block.)

Offline: Either dead or asleep/busy
Online: I'm probably talking to friends or doing other things
Away: I have no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm doing, probably AFK
In-Game: Self-explanatory.

Legendary Yakuza Quotes

Quotes from a very serious crime game taking place in Japan. You don't need context.

"Whatever you do, do not hide it under your bed. It's not as safe as you think."

- Kazuma Kiryu, 1988 (Yakuza 0)
"Kill this... dumb mot-her-F**K-er!"

- White King Leader, 2005 (Yakuza 1 English dub)
"Were you someone's prison b*tch?"

- Akira Nishikiyama, 2005 (Yakuza 1 English dub)
"I'll f**k anything with two legs."

- Kazuma Kiryu, 2006 (Yakuza 2 English dub)
"I peacocked your mom."

- Kazuma Kiryu, 2006 (Yakuza 2/Kiwami 2)
"Dee Vee Dees? What the f**k are those?"

- Taiga Saejima, 2010 (Yakuza 4)

Bunch o' Links (Most of them are probably useless.)

Trade URL for all your purposes, whether to beg or to actually trade with me

Some bloke who tried to scam me.

My Scrap.TF profile, absolutely useless but it's here []

Extremely Cool People
A select few friends I really like talking to/hanging out with, sorry if you aren't on here:
Quackenbirdt Man
My kyodai, SCP - 999

If you want to be taken off this list, send me a steam message and I'll get on that.

Best TF2 Weapon
Debatable, but definitely not the Shooting Star
Rivers Cuomo Jun 11 @ 6:32pm 
The pigman is you
Rivers Cuomo Jun 11 @ 6:31pm 
No, by saying you don't like Weezer:DSTpigman:
rock Jun 11 @ 4:31pm 
I have enraged Izanagi by saying I don't like alt rock
Rivers Cuomo Jun 11 @ 3:18pm 
-rep VERY VERY VERY cringe and blue-pilled
Gordon Freeman Jun 11 @ 2:54pm 
I agree
Rivers Cuomo Jun 11 @ 2:39pm 
No Chungus is cringe 🤢