『Dat Bastard Oni 👹🍻』
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Hey, it's me.

Your best friend.

General Info
A pathological Roleplayer with bad legs and a temper. I may or may not be an Oni who reads erotica in a silly voice.

Friend Requests
I do not accept random friend requests. If I like you, I will send the request to you. If you then proceed to be rude, a clingy manchild, or never online I swear to Kanako you will be smote.

I treat all my friends on steam as I would my friends offline. If you do something to offend me, you will know.

-Oh, and always remember...

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the four thousand Newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones." - Vsauce

"Eating out and fine dining aren't the same thing, but you should know how to do both to keep a lady happy." - Adam Buckley

"The moment you make the effort to tell someone you don't give a fuck, you have given far too many, already." - Self

"My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness." - Dalai Lama





Currently Online
Using Discord Now. OSAKEEEEE
*Just DO IT Shia LaBeouf: already tried to kill [myself] but im autistic and not capable of it cause im stupid

Gift Gallery
Games Given:
Poker Night 2 to Sage D.Grimm™
Magicka Collection to 雪巫女
The Ship Gift to Le Myon
Long Live the Queen to 狐 Tete Tetsu
Diehard Dungeon to [ATG] Yuugi
Hand of Fate to 『NovianViolet』


Games Recieved:
Carpe Fulgur Collection & Monster Loves You! from Takara~❤
Star Wars Battlefront II & Magicka The Other Side of the Coin from Dremen Vex
Ace of Spades from Hideyoshi
They Bleed Pixels from Azure Knight; Sniper_Waifu!~
The Stanley Parable from JanCactus
Terraria and Skullgirls from [ATG] Yuugi
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition from cuideag
Front Mission Evolved from Satori
Dust: An Elysian Tail from Kituki
Garry's Mod from ღ Suwako ღ
Sanctum from linkbond2011
Saints Row IV: Game of the Century Edition & Torchlight II from my brother
Don't Starve Together from Satsuki Kiryuuin (独裁者)
CS:GO from [ATG] Yuugi
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Recent Activity

1,370 hrs on record
last played on May 10
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last played on Apr 19
鵺 Hinata Hyūga Aug 9, 2015 @ 8:51pm 
dunno
鵺 Hinata Hyūga May 31, 2015 @ 2:27pm 
Yes
鵺 Hinata Hyūga May 6, 2015 @ 1:29pm 
=v=
鵺 Hinata Hyūga May 1, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
hmph! I'm usualy the tall one ; - ;
鵺 Hinata Hyūga Mar 29, 2015 @ 7:03pm 
-crouches and pets-
Minted_Sniper_Waifu Jan 1, 2015 @ 12:39am 
Happy New Years~