>I love GabeN so much, I have all his games
>I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given
> GabeN is love I say, GabeN is life
>My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GabeN
>I called him a peasant
>He rages and leaves the room
>I'm crying now that people can be so stupid
>I set next to my PC and it's really hot
>Something is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's GabeN
>I'm so happy
>He whispers in my ear, this is my wallet
>He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands
>I'm ready
>I open my wallet for GabeN
>He starts taking the money
>It hurts but I do it for games
>I can feel my finances flying away
>I try to resist the urge
>I want to please GabeN
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games
>My roommate walks in
>GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says Come join us
>GabeN jumps out my window