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ian   Mkushi, Northern, Zambia
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Horse, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
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Case: Bananabox
CPU: A chip
HDD: 200MB overclocked edition
SSD: You really think anybody got a SSD?
RAM: 16MB Nintendo DS RAM Chipset 2
GPU: My old PS2
MOBO: RasberryPI
PSU: Corsair VS-450


Operating System: Windows 95
Mouse: Travel mouse
Keyboard: One of those soft things
HeadSet: Poundland ms-1394

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 Amin  Dec 14, 2017 @ 2:20pm 
ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
 Amin  Nov 25, 2017 @ 7:28am 
look at my horse , my horse is amazing