Friends:

* Speak to me only in english unless I know you

* I accept almost all friend requests (terrible idea, really)

* Do not beg me for games/skins

* Don't invite me to play csgo. Please.

* Sometimes I am AFK or busy even if it says I am in-game, or I am in a multiplayer game or single player game I like, during those times I may take a while to reply, it's not personal, unless you start spamming me, then I will ignore you on purpose

* I don't have any other accounts, no "trade" accounts or bots, you can always check if it's the real me by my steamid64 link, which is http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198081300235

^ * If at some point someone adds you and claims they're me then please notify me so I can warn others

* If I added you it's for a reason (trade or something else), I don't randomly add people

Trading:

* I don't trade through anything else other than steam trading where all items are in the same window, unless we are trading bundle game keys, no trading skins for paypal or bitcoin, don't ask, I don't care if you're going first or if you have a million rep or if your girlfriend promised she would give you a blowjob if you got her a karambit by nightfall and can't wait for keys, I don't trade skins for cash

* Also, I don't appreciate lowballers or people that intentionally send trade offers for less than what I ask thinking I won't notice, if I ask for 10 keys, don't send an offer for 9, I will know. Don't send me an offer asking for CSGO when all you're willing to offer is Gun Monkeys. Accidents can happen but whether you're entitled to a second chance will depend on my mood at the time, I may charge you extra than the normal price

* Feel free to background check on me, my account is currently clean everywhere and should continue to be. I am smart enough to know how to profit from trading without being a thief. Besides, I didn't put all this work into my account just to get banned everywhere

* Some times steam servers are down or overloaded, only thing you can do during those times is to keep trying every few minutes

* Profile +reps are completely useless, but I won't stop you if you want to leave a comment. I prefer to use steamgifts or other external sites.