clumsy maid
Kansas, United States
Hi, I'm rei/reisama, a 16 year old autistic pangender asexual demiromantic trans-asian cat otherkin who loves tea and cuddles. pleased to meet you!

Everything you read on my profile, including about magick and Unicorns, is true.

Yes, I am an Unicorn, believe it or not, trapped in a human body since many lives. I remember...

That's all you need to know.

I'm your average typical girl who loves to play video games... wait thats not very typical is it? Oh well. Currently I am dating the greatest guy in the world: Dave Brown aka DaveB aka Zara Kane. I LOVE YOU BABE!! ^_^

Yes I'm a girl and yes I really am a good player...most days haha...I really do love cookies =) and killing Zombies. I know when to rush and I know when to post...please don't try and tell me how to play

Call me crazy but I'd love to date Ron Weasley, or Rupert Grint if you will. We would chill and have a lan party so we could rank up in Battlefield 3, then beat all the evil wizards in team fortress haha. Then we'd crack open a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon and watch the lord of the rings triollogy. I may be a GIRL but that doesn't stop me from doing guy things, like wearing batman tank tops, or sunglasses even though i'm indoors (ironic) What can I say I guess I'm just your average spunky tomgirl, lol!

I am a girl (you: "OMG I don't believe it, a girl!??!) and YES I play games... now that we got that out of the way ... PREPARE TO DIE


Hello! I'm Abi☆Pop 【アビー☆ポップ】5ft1.5, Eternally 17 years old & from a little town in the UK. I am a YouTuber, Dancer and Cosplayer~! I tend to sit on my laptop all day and spontaneously burst into dance (∩^o^)⊃━☆゚.*・。 i'm attempting to learn Japanese! 私はいつか日本に行きたいのに!I really want to go there and become an idol! ♡Akihabara♡ I work in a maid café in the UK~! Rin Kokonoe is so cute~! xD I do enjoy a spot of gaming!! (*^ω^*) I want to visit Tom Nook's shop and buy Flowers as Animal Crossing seems like a nice place~! People say i'm like Alice in wonderland/Rapunzel as i'm always curious, Hyper and in my own little world! ♡J-pop♡ I draw a lot ヽ(´。>ω<。`)ノ Totoro lives in my bedroom! I have blonde hair and green eyes. MLP FiM *brohoof* I adore Disneyland and anything cute which makes my heart go DokiDoki~! Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is my idol :3 we share the same birthday and it would be her i'd love to meet! ♡Himeko Sakuragawa♡ Honey-senpai is my crush *nods* KissKiss CHU~ 100%~~~~~~~~~~~~LOVE

P.S. I don't want to date you :)

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Nifae Aug 15, 2015 @ 8:43pm 
Les copains d'abord Jan 3, 2015 @ 6:52am 
Hey. Stop giving me♥♥♥♥♥♥about Derrick. Derrick actually has problems, okay? Unlike you, he was raised without a silver spoon in his mouth and had a father that was never really there for him! He may have a callous exterior, but his trauma has made him a deep, sensitive person inside. You just don't know him the way I do. And unlike you, Derrick actually understands me beyond the neurotic, quirky nerdy girl who understands your habits when every other girl rejected you called you a nerd. Maybe if you got out of your room and grew some balls you'd have had the sack to make a move on me. Well you're too late. Derrick is my daddy now.
rude Jun 16, 2014 @ 8:12am 
what a nice lady
Murtle Feb 20, 2014 @ 11:26am 
「Gat」 Feb 14, 2014 @ 11:10am