The Real HarryG
Work Smarter, Not Harder   Wisconsin, United States
"Don't get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects." Richard M. Nixon

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"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."- Jango Fett

Just some of the nice things said about me by my adoring fans <3 <3 <3:

"Harry doesn't have a soul though, does he?" - Ravenholmzombies
"You sound younger than you used to" - Ravenholmzombies
"Harry can you go away....please" - Staff
"You can't spell discrimination without "HarryG hates low low low low tier traders""- Silverspeed
"Even though you are the biggest asshole and the most offensive person I know (from my pov) I still appreciate your collection, congrats man, and all the best for the future"
"HarryG is much better at making people crumble under the pressure that they made the people they used to look up to despise him, I must say"
"Harry is a red-texted whore"
"Isn't HarryG the dumbass that fucked up the spreadsheet?"
"Out of all the people i dont like, i dont like harryG the most"
"Harrygs voice is irritating"

I made it

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Current Theme: A Picture Of Me

Hi there, I'm HarryG.
I'm a collector of rarities. I'm also a capitalist and entrepreneur.
I enjoy being myself every hour of every day and that isn't likely to change.
Nothing I personally own will ever be for sale.
No free stuff.
I enjoy obscure cultural references to nearly anything and everything.

Other achievements of mine:
Blue belt suggestor on

Winning the 1st Official Pricing Event.

With ForteSP, running the 2017 Secret Santa without a single hitch or flaw.

Unusual broker (I only charge 1 percent of the item's price, and am competent having successfully brokered a Sunbeams Head Prize and Sunbeams Polar Pullover in the past)

Highest recorded non-unusual/Golden Pan sale on any TF2 item ever (Collector's Dead of Night)

Highest recorded chemistry set sale and 4th highest Unique sale ever (Brigade Helm chemistry set)

Most Collector's all class miscs (5) and most Collector's all class cosmetics (8)

Proud to have NEVER been outbid on any Collector's hat, ever.

My Zombies Records []

My Universally Acclaimed Youtube Channel

My Official Twitter

More Quotes From Friends And Fools Alike []

I went to the World Series at Wrigley Field the year the Chicago Cubs ended the longest championship drought in sports history.

My Sacred Rule

Constant Vigilance

Currently Offline
Last Online 5 hrs, 9 mins ago
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions
This is just another item showcase. Nothing I own is for sale unless it is being advertised as such.
Additionally, before you add me I only buy Collector's cosmetics, not weapons.
My Collection and Interesting Facts
Highlights of my collection:
Every tradable Genuine in the game, including the elusive Nabler and the rare untradable Boiling Point
1/1 Forever Collector's Graybanns (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Buccaneer's Bicorne
Functionally 1/1 Forever Collector's Conquistador (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Surgeon's Side Satchel
Functionally 1/2 Forever Collector's Escapist
1/2 Forever Collector's Outdoorsman (Crafted by me)
Functionally 1/1 Forever Collector's Whirly Warrior
1/2 Forever Collector's Itsy Bitsy Spyer (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Fed-Fightin' Fedora
1/1 Forever Collector's Wet Works
1/1 Forever Collector's Heavy Duty Rag
1/2 Collector's Stately Steel Toe (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/2 Forever Collector's Industrial Festivizer
1/1 Collector's Carouser's Capotain
1/2 Forever Collector's Doctor Sack (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/2 Forever Collector's Pocker Purrer
1/1 Forever Collector's Officer's Ushanka
1/1 Forever Collector's Texas Slim's Dome Shine (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Scout Shako
1/1 Forever Collector's Big Elfin Deal
1/2 Forever Collector's Backwards Ballcap (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Your Worst Nightmare
1/1 Forever Collector's Birdcage
1/1 Forever Collector's Dead of Night
1/5 Collector's Gold Digger
1/3 Forever Collector's Rogue's Col Roule
1/2 Forever Collector's Front Runner
1/1 Forever Collector's Argyle Ace
1/3 Forever Collector's Delinquent's Down Vest (Crafted by me, put over 180 into it)
1/1 Forever Collector's Federal Casemaker
1/1 Forever Collector's Backbiter's Billycock
1/1 Forever Collector's Noble Amassment of Hats
1/1 Forever Collector's Dr's Dapper Topper
1/1 Forever Collector's Brigade Helm (Crafted by me)
1/3 Forever Collector's Nanobalaclava (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Air Raider
1/3 Forever Collector's Grimm Hatte (Crafted by me, put all 200 into it)
1/1 Forever Collector's Ornament Armament (Crafted by me)
1/1 Forever Collector's Rump-o'-Lantern
1/1 Forever Collector's Photo Badge
1/3 Forever Collector's Teufort Tooth Kicker
Functionally 1/1 Forever Collector's Breakneck Baggies (Crafted by me)
1/2 Forever Collector's Weight Room Warmer
Clean Glitched Circuit Board and Fireproof Secret Diary
Every item from every cosmetic collection to date
1/2 Original Haunted Phantasm Battin' a Thousand
Clean Sunbeams Batter's Helmet
Clean Midnight Whirlwind Schadenfreude
Multiple Strangified Achievement Items, Including Horsemann's Head, Monoculous, Skull Island Topper, Ghastly Gibus, and Mildly Menacing Halloween Mask
Clean Vintage Fan O'War, Concheror, and Bill's Hat
Clean Collector's Bat Outta Hell and Conscientous Objector
Clean Smissmas Caribou, HOUWAR, Holiday Headcase, etc.
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2011
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2012
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2013
Every Craftable Unique item from Halloween 2014
Strange Battery Canteens that originally didn't count anything
The first Strange Bonk Helm to be unboxed
The first Class Crown to be unboxed
The second Collector's Postal Pummeler ever to be crafted

Formerly owned cool stuff:
Collector's Das Hazmattenhatten Chemistry Set
1/1 Forever Collector's Virtual Viewfinder
1/1 Collector's Egghead Overalls
Vintage Ghastlierest Gibus
Cloudy Moon Grimm Hatte

Stuff I've Successfully Brokered
See my thread here!

Interesting Facts about Me
First Hat Drop: Flamboyant Flamenco
First Hat Crafted: Copper's Hard Top
Most Expensive Item Uncrated: Taunt: Pool Party
First Strange: Dead Ringer
First Unusual: Memory Leak Plumber's Pipe
First Vintage: Jarate
First Collector's: Bonk! Atomic Punch
First Collector's Craft: Conquistador
First Collector's Weapon Craft: Festive Force-A-Nature
First Decorated Weapon: American Pastoral (Field Tested)
First Genuine: Brain Bucket
First Unique: Mercenary (duh)
First Haunted: Griffin's Gog
First Trade: March 13, 2012
My first trade was with and I traded my Unique Blutsauger, Southern Hospitality, and Reserve Shooter for his Unique Solemn Vow, Liberty Launcher and Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Other Weird Tidbits:
I've had the same Blighted Beak since April 15, 2012. It is tied with my Vintage Camera Beard for the item that has been in my inventory the longest, and out of respect I will probably keep it that way.

I now own at least one completed Collector's Hat set for every class.

Regarding Impersonation
Impersonating me is not practical or intelligent. If it's not a man with 41 Collector's cosmetics than it's not me. You don't need to tell me about impersonators, I can't really do much to help you if you were scammed by an already-marked impersonator.
Artwork Showcase
Modern Day Nixon
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Achievement Showcase
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
Hell. Yes.
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Isllama Aug 29 @ 10:26pm 
Added for trade
Caek Aug 15 @ 2:43pm 
This Just In : Harry is not interested in the Strange hot unusual Aqua Marine WW RL.
m0L Aug 15 @ 10:17am 
Added for know if interrested in Strange hot unusual Aqua Marine WW RL
CourtneyFromWendys Aug 15 @ 6:36am 
My name is HarryG and I like gay
The Real HarryG Aug 12 @ 5:13pm 
Can y'all impersonators ♥♥♥♥ off I don't want to lock my comments that's such a pain