The Greatest Show, Unearthed
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"We must all learn that a god is not intrinsically greater than us. Only weaklings succumb to their deceitful promises of fame and power! Mankind is greater than any lowly god-creature!" - Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII

"Nobody bigga den Ghazghkull, ya ignorant git...at least not yet!" - Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter

"Each painful welt, an act of love..." - Tetsua Crumb

"~He looks like a bit of a dandy~ but he's deadly with a blade!" -Blademaster Owyn

"So it is, I became a Lord of Cinder. I may be but small, but I will die a colossus." -Little Ludleth of Courland

"The night brims with defiled scum, and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think; now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content!" -Valtr the Beast Eater; Master of the League

"A good girlfriend will lie to the police, but a GREAT girlfriend will help you burn the body; guess which one I am..." -Yandere-chan

"It builds up faster than a virgin's ejaculate." - OnlyAfro

"You can't get arrested for making a child wet." -Hugo

"It's like, we're too old to Trick or Treat, and we're too young to die..." -Eric Foreman

"Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression; that is, unfortunately, not packageable." -KL-E-O

"Even I think that's sexist, and I'm a terrible gargoyle!" -Ridley, on Metroid: Other M

"Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy." -Bender Bending Rodríguez, Sr.

"If there's one thing girls love more than being told they're pretty, it's being told they're prettier than other girls!" -Mrs.Turner

"Listen up mothafuckers; imma tell you a tale, 'bout a little futanari, a boy and a hay bale!" -Me

"If I can't be the best, I can sure as hell be the worst!" -Jon Jafari

"Stop moaning, stop groaning, I stopped caring hours ago; only a fool picks a fight with the Pharaoh." -Yami Atem

"THERE you filthy monstrosity, what good is your immortality now? Try sturring up trouble in *this* sorry state; all mangled and twisted, with every inside on the outside for all the world to see!" -Alfred, Executioner of Vilebloods

"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle; chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time." -His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI

"All music is folk music; I ain't never heard a horse sing a song." -Louis Armstrong

"The best defense
is a level 3 sentry
on last point
before mid is captured"
-Sun Tzu's The Art of War

"Hahaha, disregard that; I suck cocks!" -Heller "Mad" Moxxi

"He has a wife, you know." -Pontius Pilate

"I'm not like other girls." -Every other girl

"Never underestimate a bitch who's used to bein' on top!" -Zimos

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

"You're the kinda nigga to suck dick for bus money and then walk home" -DEMO Dan

"Oh, c'mon now; it's not rocket science, it's just quantum physics." -the 11th Doctor

"We all need love, whether woman or a man..." -Chop Chop Master Oinion

"These bats are mommas and papas too; they care for their young just like we ponies do~" - Fluttershy
"Oh suck my dick you yellow-pink bitch!" -Apple Jack

"Soul of the mind; key to life's Ether. Soul of the lost, be granted a vessel. Grant strength to the vessel, that the world might be mended. That the world might be mended..." -The Maiden in Black

"Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill." -Wesley Snipes

"Possess the right thinking..." -Hamato Yoshi's first rule

"Squaring numbers are just like women; if they're under thirteen just do them in your head" -Bo Burnham

"That was a close one...you were almost a Jill sandwhich =D" -Barry Burton

"BARRY!!! D=" -Jill Valentine

"This is the part where you fall down..." -The illustrious Mr. Johnny "Cage" Carlton

"So, Mike; turtles excrete wax, and you humans put it in cans and just rub it all over your cars? Good, that's good; just keep doing that." -Tom Servo
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Birds of a Feather
You, You! Me, Me
Pump-a-rum, Pickle-pee
You, you; give please
Pump-a-rum and Pickle-pee

Smooth and silky, soft and warm
Funny carvings, firestorm
Silky smooth is warm and soft
Shiny shiny be my croft

No no, that not smooth
It not silky; me not lose
It too cold and it too hard
Me no give my Sharpy shard

You give me, yes? You be friend
Good fun give give, never end
Me and sissies have much thing
Shiny shinies, you must bring

Scary monsters, they no give
You go hit them, make no live
You so nice for Pickle-pee
Pump-a-rum be fill with glee

Me me give you, special treat
Sunlight Maggot, tasty meat
Also wear on you silly head
Make for shiny in land of dead

What be that, what you say?
You go "Oolacile", special way?
Ohh no no, you no go
That place scary; Wolfman know

He leave mommy to go bad place
Big bad dark things he go chase
Wolf and Man no longer pair
And noise he make give we big scare

Now we alone and it no fair
You no leave for dark man's lair
You stay, please, and be our friend?
On we and sissies you depend

You give floof to Snuggly please
And you get fun fun for to squeeze
Pump-a-rum love you, you will see
So please no leave us, Pickle-pee!
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Gurgle Guy Dec 10, 2016 @ 9:00pm 
Jeez, you get no comments--
God King Emperor Ravir Jun 11, 2016 @ 5:01am 
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