Wayne Campbell   Aurora, Illinois, United States
Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen! Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!

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Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if's, and's or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list.
Electroid Nov 24, 2021 @ 11:18pm 
I miss you tyler come back
Ganja Godfather Oct 10, 2015 @ 6:07am 
yo..... you ok? Haven't seen you on skype or steam in a really long time.
Machine Jan 30, 2015 @ 6:45pm 
I should really open my profile up to dem trolls.
rekker Jan 28, 2015 @ 12:24pm 
1 year since a comment AMMA BREAK THAT YEAR
Ambidextrous Sep 22, 2014 @ 1:24am 
Whats up?
Machine Jun 30, 2014 @ 8:32pm 
1979: Robert Williams, a worker at a Ford Motor Co. plant, was the first known human to be killed by a robot, after the arm of a one-ton factory robot hit him in the head