Rebus
Wistene Chreston Wandler   New Zealand
 
 
Scum, effluent, and sludge.
I have a 20,000 line divine intellect op- uh, compiler...
Check out my YouTube Channel or I'll follow you home and fuck your dog.
Currently Offline
Last Online 5 hrs, 47 mins ago
Achievement Showcase
1,995
Achievements
6
Perfect Games
24%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
Red Dead Redemption 2
What's Inside?
IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME:
Scenario: Justin's Moltres couldn't wait to poop, she pooped in Justin and her girlfriend's new house! Justin's girlfriend makes Justin eat Moltres's poop as a result. Since his girlfriend is the boss, Justin eats Moltres's poop. Justin then waits until Moltres has finished doing her business, then Justin eats all of Moltres's poop (and I mean all, every last bit) and swallows it down too!!!

My Rig (look on with jealousy, you poor losers)
Intel Pentium E220 (2 cores @ 2.20 GHz)

4GB DDR2

NVIDIA Geforce 7800 GT 256 MB

My Motto
Fuck lotto, I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.

My Beautiful and Professionally-Written Fanfictions
Xeno-Poon [pastebin.com]
Halo 4: The Real Ending [pastebin.com]
The Honeymoon Getaway [pastebin.com]
Morning Wood with Shrek [pastebin.com]

My Theme Song
This plays when I enter the room

In Conclusion
I'm sorry but the born to die world is a fuck t-shirt was too edgy to reference apparently
Review Showcase
7.3 Hours played
A VERY important video game.

Spec Ops: The Line is a profoundly disturbing tale of senseless violence and ambiguous morality, disguised as a brainless meathead shooter.

Though it may seem like a run-of-the-mill third person military shooter upon first glance, the actions the game has you carry out will make you question your choices heavily and feel like a terrible person when it's all over.

It's a shining example of how writing and storytelling can elevate any game, regardless of gameplay intricacy, to legendary status.

You must experience Spec Ops: The Line, but take heed;
You will walk into Dubai with a chip on your shoulder, ready for some gritty action.
You will walk out of Dubai drained and wanting to vomit.
Favorite Game
Achievement Showcase
1,995
Achievements
6
Perfect Games
24%
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

45 hrs on record
last played on Jan 19
55 hrs on record
last played on Jan 17
Add me now Chris. We can do a sonichu putt trump crossover
Crodojoe Nov 28, 2019 @ 1:14pm 
This guy is the gman of gmans
Sealgair Carrchlós May 11, 2019 @ 2:40am 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rebus May 11, 2019 @ 2:06am 
it's banter dude precipice is my husband
Sealgair Carrchlós May 11, 2019 @ 2:04am 
nah bro reb is a sick lad
Rebus May 10, 2019 @ 5:13pm 
where at