Prismatic
 
 
Nothing in my inventory is currently for sale. Stop wasting your time and mine.




I'm generally pretty open to friend requests, but I have a few rules: #1. Don't add me just to trade. If I wanna trade the item in question, we'll have talked about it beforehand. #2. Have a profile picture. #3. Don't have a private account if we haven't played with/against one another.

Culture victories are bullshit.
Currently Online
THE WALL
"Isn't he supposed to be black, but he's really white?" ~Blank 2014: During a discussion about Michael Jackson.

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"I'm more than dick jokes and a couple fetishes" - Rockabass

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My first ever chat with Joe, this is how it starts:

[๖ۣۜNP] Joe Classic'o: Hey
name: Hola
[๖ۣۜNP] Joe Classic'o: Ever sucked a dick before?

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Upon getting revenge on me:

LemonKing : HAHAHAHA
*DEAD* LemonKing : FUCKING FAGGOT
*DEAD* LemonKing : GET FUCKING REKT
Player LemonKing left the game (Disconnect by user.)

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"Sometimes I wish I was retarded" - Rockabass, 2015

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Tim Schafer's Sockpuppet: But you just intimidated a huge motherfucking alien
Rockabass #KRITHAPPENS: did i show him my porn?

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Froobin: ...
Froobin: just found out there is a subwutever dedicated to dragons screwing cars
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #ITENDSTONIGHT: Are you honestly surprised?
Froobin: at first I was
Froobin: then
Froobin: I thought of you
Froobin: then I was no longer surprised

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YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #ITENDSTONIGHT: Isn't Candy GN1?
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #ITENDSTONIGHT: Or Bacon?
Froobin: pretty sure that's waht he is now
Froobin: bacon was DMG or something
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #ITENDSTONIGHT: Those two should team up and stomp the yard
Froobin: pretty candy was highly ranked as well
Froobin: pretty candy...
Froobin: pretty sure
Froobin: candy
Froobin: hrm

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Rockabass | S > S awp 33 keys: IM ALREADY HYPE I MADE MONEY
Rockabass | S > S awp 33 keys: unf
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #GAMEONSVU: unf? Making money gets you horny?
Rockabass | S > S awp 33 keys: yes
Rockabass | S > S awp 33 keys: im black

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Froobin speaking in tongues

Froobin #Moving2UniAgain: WOO PACKED AND READY TO GO TO YBI FOR ANOTHER YEAR IF DISSAPOINTMENT
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #GREENLEMONS: YAY
Froobin #Moving2UniAgain: Uni nit ybi djupid phone
Froobin #Moving2UniAgain: ...
Froobin #Moving2UniAgain: I give up

I STILL don't know what he's trying to say

Froobin: I havent ztreaed in luke 5 monrhs
Froobin: I will stream some s9onish thiuhh
Froobin: Screally my fon


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YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #LOLGAWKER: I've been on a music buying spree today. Help
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #LOLGAWKER: >inb4 >buying music
PINK!: >buying
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #LOLGAWKER: lel
PINK!: FUCKI
PINK!: GOD DAMMIT
PINK!: U SLICK FUCK

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diegolas9 : im going to kill him
diegolas9 : but he is a
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #CFBHYPE : Who?
diegolas9 : you
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #CFBHYPE : ?
diegolas9 : look atyour name
YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #CFBHYPE : What about it?
diegolas9 : is gay
Player diegolas9 left the game (Disconnect by user.)

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Ƨire: Yeah, getting fisted is a pretty bad way to die

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YOLO SWAG 4 JESUS #LOLOREGON: Excuse me, Ms, I don't mean to sound like a jerk. But I'm feeling just a little stressed out from work. Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair, spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out?
Traumaticelastic: I think you meant to send that to Froobin..

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Sire's fan club

Phobos : 'Can you take me, Sire' by Creed
Phobos : suck a good song

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Yes, I do actually love college football:

cndy :]: Wheres john madden when you need him
The Idiot #CHAD: "IF BAYLOR SCORES MORE POINTS THAN TCU, THEY'LL WIN THIS FOOTBALL GAME!"
cndy :]: YOu made me fucking choke on my sandwhich
cndy :]: you fucking asshole


The Idiot #LOLMICHIGANSTATE: YOU GOT DABBED ON.
cndy: FUCK
cndy: YOU
cndy: I CANT EVEN SHOW MY FACE AT WORK BECAUSE MY ASSISTANT MANGER IS A CLEMSON FAN
cndy: I NEED SURGERY TO CHANGE MY FACE
cndy: AND THEN CHANGE MY NAME'
cndy: PROBABLY TO BUBBY
The Idiot #LOLMICHIGANSTATE: Here lies Candy: Eternally Dabbed On
cndy has changed their name to Dabbed_On.


Purple: What's in the water in Gainesville? Damn
~=TTC=~ Helios: Gatorade :>
Purple: Har har

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Ƨyra: "Do black people" is a good way to start a question

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Ow the Edge:

*DEAD* dickbutt : oh my god their sniper is edgy
dickbutt : The Idiot #NEWHARDWARE
dickbutt : Killstreak weapon, Anger cosmetic, edgy weapon names
dickbutt : 'Merry Christmas From Columbine' is what he called his SMG
dickbutt : like, oh my god
dickbutt : I'm not saying that he's a hacker or anything
dickbutt : I'm just commenting on how edgy he is
dickbutt : His rifle is named 'Trump 2016'
dickbutt : I love it

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I'm best Medic NA.

Setting: Badwater setup round

The Idiot #LOLMICHIGAN: Shhhh, no tears, only pick classes now
[Excited Horse Noises]: man i can feel th snipers frmo here
The Idiot #LOLMICHIGAN: If I pop without warning, it's likely because A. I saw a red dot or B. I saw a spy
[Excited Horse Noises]: yea fosho
[I accidentally pop uber bringing my overlay down]
The Idiot #LOLMICHIGAN: .......or because I'm retarded
[Excited Horse Noises]: NIGG
[Excited Horse Noises]: NIGGA
[Excited Horse Noises]: WHAT THE FUCK

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Thanks, dipshit

Pink.: JUST REMEBER
Pink.: no one HAS to die
Pink.: thats it
Pink.: dont even play it online
Pink.: everyoen will try to dictate ua dn tell u shit
Pink.: it will influence u
Pink.: go it alone
Pink.: just know
Pink.: no one has to die
The Idiot: >No one has to die
The Idiot: >But don't let others influence you
The Idiot: Okay, I'll keep that in mind

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The Idiot: So, that thing Honedge. A sword that sucks the life out of people that hold it?
Froobin: mhmm
The Idiot: That's pretty grimdark
The Idiot: One might even call it.....edgy
Froobin: kill yourself

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Ashbringer claims another:

[ROAR] Grizzly Coraga™ joined team RED
[He calls a vote to kick me]
(TEAM) The Idiot : Lol
*DEAD* [ROAR] Grizzly Coraga™ : kick that fahhet
[ROAR] Grizzly Coraga™ : fagget
[Vote fails]
[ROAR] Grizzly Coraga™ : fuck you with your fucking ass weapon u stupid fuckign loser
(TEAM) The Idiot : How mad do you have to be to change teams to kick a demoknight?
[ROAR] Grizzly Coraga™ left the game (Disconnect by user.)

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#1 Sniper NA

Gig : that's strange the moment a sniper with unusuals join, we lost our asses

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invader zim : purple is hacking

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*DEAD* Imperial : nice aimbot purple

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*DEAD* raf simons : FUCK PURPLE
*DEAD* raf simons : HES A CHEARTER

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dertuun_$: Note to self
dertuun_$: Don't knock your beer over and shut the entire upper floor of your house off

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*DEAD* Boincc Daddy : purple a bitch nigga
*DEAD* Boincc Daddy : hes gay lol

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Purple: I currently have 842k unity and nothing to spend it on because you need AT for ambition edicts
Moist.frbn: LMAO
Purple: IT ISN'T FUNNY
Moist.frbn: I like to imagine that your scientists are just staring at it
Moist.frbn: And it's like
Moist.frbn: An obvious circle
Moist.frbn: but they just can't understand

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Jet5807 : space raper was a problem

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*DEAD* Mania : ok
*DEAD* Mania : kick prismatic
*DEAD* Y.Starz T.O. : why
Mania : he is one of those rare interp snipers that use high interp to get bs kills
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o|o Sep 1, 2018 @ 5:47pm 
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Prismatic Aug 23, 2018 @ 3:34pm 
I'm still alive please send help.
JimsGims Aug 14, 2018 @ 2:14pm 
Here lies the grave of Jesus. A new expansion pack for World of Warcraft came out yesterday, and he's been missing ever since.

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Mogs Sep 24, 2017 @ 6:29am 
+rep played the sax when no one else would 👏👏👏👏
o|o Aug 31, 2017 @ 4:15pm 
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xanny devito Jan 1, 2017 @ 11:12am 
im gay