vk.com/REAKTIV_official's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:16am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 7:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:06am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 12:17pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:40am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 6:29am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 7:39am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 9:56am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 12:34pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 2:40pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 8:51am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 8:41am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 9:56am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 1:57pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 12:16pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 1:55pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 9:39am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 10:51am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 7:50am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 1:30pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 6:52am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:53am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 11:58am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 9:34am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 8:24am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 12:34pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:08am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 12:03pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:08am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 10:11am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 10:20am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 8:28am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:17am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 6:46am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 7:52am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:03am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 5:04am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 7:13am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 6:49am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 9:27am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 9:14am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 8:21am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 7:51am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 6:48am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 6:28am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 11:12am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 10:56am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 1:26pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 10:05am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 8:39am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 7:27am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30