Roger Wilco was originally born in test-tube 696 (he is a Libra, having been 'born' between September 23 and October 22 on the old Earth/Terra III calendar), his parents had dispensed with all the inconvenient aspects of childbirth. He apparently has a brother.

Roger Wilco was considered a wiz on a kazoo during preschool. Roger Wilco as a kid at least had a pet kitten and a dog. He used to buzz the family dog with a Kamen Kruiser when he was a child. He knew from the age of five that he wanted to be a janitor, and help clean up the universe. As he grew into boyhood he was given the nickname Tangle Toes, it was one of the more kinder nicknames he received. Roger Wilco gave up licking wires as a cheap thrill when he was six. He used to play the ancient Stratego board game as a kid, he'd play cards with his grandfather, on the bridge of his space freightor, as well as playing with dolls. His favorite childhood doll was spider droid action figures. He spent thousands of hours fantasizing snuffing Spittle Slimes. He also had experience with Nukem Dukem robots and played in them for fun. He spent years playing other innocent droid games. He also had typical fears of the Monster in the Socket. He used to scream into the outlet. He also spent many hours of his youth playing Blazing Paddles. He also used to keep Space Monkeys in a bowl as pets when he was a kid.

When Roger Wilco was a young boy on Xenon, he used to climb a tree. He once got a big dent in his head from falling out of it. Once he was picked on by a local bully, who ground his face in to the asphalt. As a kid, Roger grew to enjoy the wet-tar smell. He had terrible childhood experience where he learned that waving his hand in front of an electric eye was a good way to need the top half of his head surgically re-attached, he also learned that licking the electric eye was a good way to need his torso surgically re-attached. From this we know Roger Wilco was accident prone and made poor life-choices as a child, leading to a number of unneeded reconstructive surgery (and often times to reconstruct his damaged head).

His dad used to bring him to Phleebhut to see the World O' Wonders when he was just a kid, to see Mog. He was just a little tyke running around in coveralls. He would enjoy all the fun things to do around the park, including many different rides (that used to be there). He and his dad would take the elevator to the top of Mog's head and look at the view through his eye. Roger used to be afraid of the double Ferris wheel that used to be there. He also used to ride on the Tilt-a-World and it was one of the worst experiences he ever had, it left him spinning. Roger enjoyed the grub that used to be served there--especially the sweet stuff, candy. Such as N & Ns. He and his dad could eat a whole bag of them, except they'd pick out all the green ones. They also enjoyed the hot dogs.

Roger used to pole vault back in high school during his eleventh grade. He used to vault all over the place, over cars, bushes, swimming pools. He even pole-vaulted over the principle one time.

Roger is a Janitor 2nd Class, and an exemplary one at that. When not fixing toilets or scrubbing decks, Roger spends his time accidentally saving the universe. As it turns out, Roger has been in a number of adventures, although few of his own choosing.

After graduating from university, his first assignment was aboard the starship Arcada. Early in his career, Roger saved the galaxy from the evil Sariens, and the Doctor of Evil, Sludge Vohaul. He barely escaped their exploding ship and was awarded the Golden Mop. However, his fame soon died down and he resumed work upon a space station. Soon he was captured by Vohaul and forced to escape, eventually killing Vohaul... Or so Roger thought.

- Height: 175 cm / 5' 9"
- Weight: 87 kg / 192 lb
- Build: Normal