Hank Frying Pan
Liz   United States
I only know books. The Dewey Decimal System is racist. BLM. ACAB. Get vaxxed, idiot.
Currently Offline
My cutie boyfriend is WingedRobot.
My Artblog [nekroves.tumblr.com].
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own onions?

Papa Emeritus III avatar by sgtbaker [sgtbaker.tumblr.com]!
Twi'lek Avatar by the lovely PUMPEDkins
Majima Goro avatar by the amazing Rohan Tohuvabohu!!! [rohantohu.tumblr.com]

So it goes.


'I kind of hit this thing at too-many-miles an hour...' - Badger

"Can't believe this game has the concept of hang your spear over a stick now." - Badger, probs high on cough syrup

'Mi'latest invention~' - Badger, as Axton picking up their turrets.

'I can't believe we saw ghost titty.' - WingedRobot

'♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Descartes trying to kill me.' - WingedRobot

"I'm not saying Aurelia's in to temperature play, but... OOOH a bombardment howitzer!" - Badger

"Okay let me go get some compassion so I can steal a snake!!" - Badger

"Nah nah ♥♥♥♥ your mayonaise!!" - Surkov
"No no, let him talk.." - Stellarscope

"What, the butt rock doesn't motivate you??" - Surkov

"Whoever designed brains can honestly huff my nuts because brains are dumb as hell" - Badger

"Take comfort in your grandfathers powerful thighs" - Badger

"Suck buster sword diarrhea!" - Badger

"Violence isn't really medically prescribed. Your doctor isn't going to call you a b*tch and shiv you." - Badger

"Is John Cena a magician?" - Pafaor

"Maybe being dumb has its drawbacks?" - Midas

"Didn't they ride horses to cure polio?" - Hallux

"Doctor Quincy, not to put too fine a point on it, but try being a sugar daddy for once in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life you miserable twink." - Badger, net-worth $2070

"Thanks for the concussion Kiryu, I'm downright funny now." - Badger

"I am desperately curious about what could be sexy about an ant eater killing your husband." - Badger
>1 min later...
"Then can we watch Anteater Killed My Husband again? I really liked it for the plot..." - Badger

"Do I look like I run around in a diaper with a weird arm and a head full of bees?!! MATT, you LEGALLY have to tell me if I look like that!!!!!" - Badger, having been shot for no reason.

"Hm, I'm gonna buy this sugary beverage to see if it ... cures my brain curse." - Badger
"Is that what you say every morning on your way to the fridge?" - me


"I was busy having almost die?? Shut your ♥♥♥♥???" - Badger

"...guys, are we edging Torgue??" - Badger
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kobold gayfeather Nov 22, 2021 @ 7:13pm 
loop zoop
Hallux Nov 17, 2020 @ 2:12pm 
What a glizzy:steammocking:
Part #223219B Aug 2, 2020 @ 4:03pm 
haha *karate chops your butt* (。・∀・)ノ゙
kobold gayfeather Feb 7, 2020 @ 8:56am 

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El Skunko Dec 3, 2019 @ 12:11pm 
No u!
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