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Josh   New Zealand
Unusual is not for sale unless you're overpaying a heap. Scammers hmu bois

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
If my ear were a ♥♥♥♥♥ I'd ♥♥♥♥ it.

Twitch [twitch.tv]

Accused of hacking by some pleb (1st highlight of my life) -> https://www.twitch.tv/videos/155997168?t=02h49m41s
2nd highlight of my life -> https://youtu.be/d98EkmSFY5I?t=9m15s

I have no idea what coles is

lobbies suck -> http://logs.tf/1598954

Attempting sobriety xx

Team History:
Surfaholics (UGC Steel AUSNZ S10) - Soldier (31st)
Garbage (UGC Steel AUSNZ S19) - Soldier (2nd)
Garbage (UGC Plat AUSNZ S20) - Soldier (5th)
Garbage (UGC Plat AUSNZ S21) - Soldier (4th)
C4rry me HL (UGC Steel AUSNZ S22) - Soldier (5th)
high level team? (UGC AUSNZ S23) - Soldier (4th)
Garbage 6s (OZF Open S17) - Roamer (6th)
spiderman 2: pizza theme (OZF Open S18) - Roamer (8th)
WhoopieShare (OZF iM S20) - Pocket/Roamer Sub (6th)
Oxygen Thieves (OZF Open S22) - Sub Soldier

CPU: Intel i7-6700k
GPU: Asus Turbo Geforce GTX 1070
CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Seidon 120V
Motherboard: ASUS Z170 Pro Gaming Full ATX
RAM: 16GB 2133MHz DDR4 Kingston HyperX
Case: Corsair Carbide 400C
HDD: WD Black 4TB, WD Blue 1TB, Kingston V300 240GB SSD

Primary monitor: ASUS 24" 144Hz
Secondary monitor: ASUS 23.6" 60Hz
Keyboard: Corsair K95 W/ Cherry MX Speed
Headset: Logitech G533
Mouse: Logitech G402

Profile pic courtesy of Monkeycow xx
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:crab: Blondie is gone :crab:

5:15 p.m. - CubeZ: ok, well im go try some where else considering you dont know about the tf2 economy

Qosmio: You are just changing a blue effect to a red one while getting a rancho relaxo
Qosmio: You cant lose
Qosmio: I swear to god
Qosmio: I just want my rocket launcher to match my set

get mike'd m8 trade.tf: well you want above every other seller on the market, so I've had enough, go ♥♥♥♥ a cactus, blocked, removed, never talking to you again

*DEAD* BrainJuice : I'll shove your spiced gold up your ♥♥♥

♙wyald: mge pls

*DEAD* CodeDeath : nice hack bro

radek: ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss : tfw uyr ♥♥♥♥
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Lazz left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Kirito : ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ poo ♥♥♥♥ lol ♥♥♥♥ you guy ♥♥♥♥ you ber

Krissriffss : I HATE YOU ALL

*DEAD* DrWillSeeYouNow : ♥♥♥♥ you

My ♥♥♥♥♥ Harambe : You're honestly not that good

bonger: you dumb ♥♥♥♥ ahahahah
bonger: that frag vid
ber: hahahahahaha

Pork: Pathetic. Why waste time on you?

Radek: ok you can start drinking bear

*DEAD* [R18] NZNed : nice hacks you ♥♥♥♥ing slit eyed ♥♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* Imega assassinI : BERR STAP HAXX PLXX

[7:59 PM] rane: also i like the fact that theres like
[8:00 PM] rane: no vegetables on that plate
[8:00 PM] rane: and hashbrowns arent a vegetable ♥♥♥♥ you

tris: why does this chocolate piece of ♥♥♥♥ have stickies everywhere?!

ber: how does it feel to be bad?
Goat : kys
Goat : :D
Goat : says the guy with the unusuall...
Goat : get a life ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lmfao
Goat : can that unusual get u a girlfriend?

raebeht : flying "autistic bombs" buddy
flyingbuddy : yes I remember...u know that was my first 6s match ever......lmfao
raebeht : :^)

11:54 PM - Pork: plz no follow
11:54 PM - Pork: me scared
11:54 PM - bear: u scared ♥♥♥♥♥

11:21 PM - Pork: Lol ur bad
11:24 PM - Pork: I guess i could just suck u off
11:24 PM - Pork: Mhm :)

10:08 PM - ber: oi faget
10:08 PM - Omniii: yo
10:08 PM - Omniii: ♥♥♥
10:08 PM - ber: ur gey
10:08 PM - ber: gottem
10:08 PM - Omniii: wow
10:08 PM - Omniii: wowowowowwo
10:08 PM - Omniii: wo
10:08 PM - Omniii: w
10:08 PM - Omniii: wat u say to me
10:08 PM - Omniii: u lil ♥♥♥♥♥
10:08 PM - Omniii: im telling radek on u
10:09 PM - Omniii: HES OFFLINE
10:09 PM - Omniii: ;-;

ber: never kill a taunting man!
888 Blade Master "HotMoney!" : what do you mean

8:55 PM - Pork: HL Upward: https://tf2center.com/lobbies/787720
8:56 PM - ber: we have scrims ♥♥♥♥♥
9:03 PM - Pork: can i spec
9:04 PM - ber: no go back to your cancer lobby
9:04 PM - Pork: ;(
9:04 PM - Pork: i just wanna b friend
9:04 PM - Pork: but i get bully
9:04 PM - Pork: ill pay

10:02 PM - radek: I'm gonna have a bath wank though so I'll be a while

ber: wow ez
cockroach bloke: kys

1:02 AM - Pork: I can see the gay inside you\
1:02 AM - bear: join the queue pal
1:02 AM - Pork: we just need to get rid of the child molester thing
1:02 AM - bear: lmao
1:02 AM - Pork: ohhhh i get it
1:02 AM - Pork: ur scared that i will announce ur gay infront of my fans

1:06 AM - radek: 10:05 PM - Pork: Can u confirm that Bear is a gay child molester please?

1:07 AM - Pork: or scared that u wil lget bullied for coming out
1:07 AM - Pork: ?
1:07 AM - Pork: where do u live
1:07 AM - Pork: 1:02am
1:07 AM - Pork: wtf
1:07 AM - Pork: u chong guck
1:07 AM - bear: i live in atlantis
1:07 AM - Pork: ♥♥♥♥
1:07 AM - Pork: thats 2 asian 4 me
1:07 AM - bear: tfw failes to read profile
1:08 AM - bear: lmfao

(SourceTV) rozenar : pork is ♥♥♥♥ at HL
(SourceTV) Pork : I main 4v4 stfu ♥♥♥♥♥
(SourceTV) rozenar : team didn't even win a game

*DEAD* ether : use a real gun

6:20 PM - Pork: wtf is ur movement
6:20 PM - Pork: I die by cancer always
6:21 PM - br: no youre just bad

8:06 PM - Cream: even clippy has more brain cells than this

8:53 PM - radek: 6:52 PM - Pork: Can you confirm that Bear is a 12 year old asian please?
6:52 PM - Pork: (I want more binds on his profile)

*DEAD* Veni : ♥♥♥♥
*DEAD* Veni : YOU
*DEAD* Veni : BER
*DEAD* Veni : REEE
ber : hahahahahaha
*DEAD* Veni : >:(

Rootin' Tootin' Putin : br i ♥♥♥♥ing hate you

* Trexy changed name to SOMEONE DONATE ME BLACK ROSE!
*DEAD* Deluze : are you ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trexy
Deluze : you cant trade a ♥♥♥♥ing black rose
Deluze : you autistic ♥♥♥♥ gibbon

Deluze : tris probably owns a fidget spinner

[8:41 PM] Sassy: like im ♥♥♥♥ at sniper but im good against traders

!. : ♥♥♥♥ u u guys are ♥♥♥♥
!. : ♥♥♥♥♥♥s my team drag me

12:13 AM - monkeycow182: But not meth heavy

Muselk: you're a ♥♥♥♥ing dick

23:22:24 Pork: o no
23:22:25 Pork: its bear
23:22:27 Pork: hes 2 gud

flipe : that give me a seizure mat

22:22:56 TF2Center: Lobby open; leader: DaProtossPro lft open
22:29:00 bear: lets watch this not fill
22:37:31 TF2Center: Lobby #845498: Server is unreachable; leader has been notified to take immediate action

22:43:52 Dr.Awesome: Pork: uve never been in steel cuz ur bad
22:44:15 Pork: good bind
22:44:20 Dr.Awesome: call me bad yet you keep on asking me and half of the players in my team over and over to let you join our roster
22:44:31 Pork: pls dont bully
22:44:35 Thyme: lol

*DEAD* monster priest octopus sausage : ♥♥♥♥ u bear
*DEAD* monster priest octopus sausage : lmao
bear: kek

*DEAD* Purple : Who's this 'Clippy' guy?
ber : u
ber : m8
Monkeycow182 : some autist
*DEAD* Purple : No, my name is Purple. Can't you read?

RIP™ : fanny magnet your ♥♥♥♥ing aim assist is on

ber: clippy was our anchor
*DEAD*(TEAM) [AP7] A Porcupine : One of the most useless teams I have played with.

*DEAD* Riddles McFiddles : why dont you lick my popsicle stick gin alley

Hoo-ray : why do you have a swastika one you

11:15tf2heyoo: This mother-daughter catfight is like watching mute and delta mge
11:16tf2heyoo: although maybe a bit less sad

SMELLIE : bad dong? bad player morelike
Bad Dong : who?
SMELLIE : you ♥♥♥♥♥
SMELLIE left the game (Disconnect by user.)

(TEAM) TastySandwich : bad dong why do you have a swastika on your outfit?

crispy ≈ : you're such a ♥♥♥♥

[1:24 PM] Dusk: :crabrave: big dick bear good in bed :crabrave:
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