Radimir   Australia
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Created by - Radimir
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Learn the basics of getting your city up and running. If you feel like the game is throwing you in the deep end regarding what you should actually do, this guide is for you.
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a_friend May 7 @ 8:06pm 
When I see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl, I start imagining her having sex with other people and not me. The only think I fantasize about with girls like that is them looking down on me and making me worship their feet.

I fantasize a lot about having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but kind roommate.

>"Hey anon, I'm going to the club, can I get a lift? It's not like you're doing anything anyway"
>"Hey! Don't look at my cleavage, I didn't wear this for you. You can look at my feet I guess.
>You want to masturbate to them? Gross... but I don't mind, it won't take long with your premature ejaculation anyway!"
>"It's cute how you still can't look me in the eyes without getting nervous even though we've been living together for so long"
>"Haha! Done already!? Alright, clean yourself up and drop me off at the club!"
>"Thanks for the lift anon, don't wait up for me, I probably won't b
a_friend Oct 4, 2017 @ 8:59pm 
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare
Snowshoe Jul 2, 2017 @ 6:13pm 
Twinkle twinkle little star
You're a♥♥♥♥♥who goes to gay bars
Snowshoe Feb 13, 2017 @ 11:03am 
Everyone is a cuck except for me. I'm a real cool internet guy.
a_friend Dec 23, 2016 @ 4:02pm 
my hands are made for using tools, beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and shooting guns, son.

not touching girls who may or may not have cuties hehe