12 birds in a trenchcoat 🐦
Hey brother, what you thinking?
art stuff [nybird.deviantart.com]

please dont add me if i dont know you

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I clear my friendslist periodically, if I remove you it's nothing personal :redtulip:
I play hl pyro and 6s med

One day, you said to me, "I saw the sunset forty-four times!"
And a little later you added:
"You know-- one loves the sunset, when one is so sad..."
"Were you so sad, then?" I asked, "on the day of the forty-four sunsets?"
But the little prince made no reply.
Currently Offline
Last Online 18 mins ago
"Ah!" the captain said, pointing at her. "I can see you have a reply - I see it in your eyes, young miss! Spit it out. Words aren't meant to be kept inside, you see. They are free creatures, and if locked away will unsettle the stomach."

Jack (firebrand):
So today I was out and saw this bird
For some reason the small little thing reminded me of you - I can't describe it
I was like "oh hey that's basically Courtney" - possibly the colour scheme or something
It threw up
And I was like "ah yes it's Courtney"
I just wanted you to know that

11:21 PM - HelpMotherFuckerTheyCominToGetMe: there is a finite amount of enjoyment in each game. The goal is to take it all from the enemy and keep it for yourself

11:51 PM - da slickest dey iz: ythe fmraeakntyeam
11:51 PM - da slickest dey iz: the dreamteam*

[4:45 PM] special name: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play pyro. The playstyle is extremely complicated, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the abilities will go over a typical player's head. There's also pyro's cheery outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation - its personal philosophy draws heavily from My Little Pony, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these playstyles, to realize that they're not just effective- they can wipe entire enemy teams. As a consequence people who dislike pyro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pyro's existencial catchphrase "Mmph mph mmmpphmmph," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a phlogistinstor tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

alfredont do drugsauce : you may have won the battle
alfredont do drugsauce : but
alfredont do drugsauce left the game (Disconnect by user.)

3:54 PM - Jack: If you can cook a baby you can cook anything
3:54 PM - Jack: I don't know why I said that
3:54 PM - Jack: Forgive me

4:39 PM - davi: wanan know
4:39 PM - davi: my deepest
4:39 PM - davi: darkest
4:39 PM - davi: secret
5:44 PM - bird 🐤: yes
5:47 PM - davi: my earlobes
5:47 PM - davi: r huge
5:48 PM - davi is now Offline.

10:40 PM - BLUE EYES ULTIMATE BIRD 🌿: Good evne
10:40 PM - BLUE EYES ULTIMATE BIRD 🌿: Fuck me sideways I can't koybeoard

[11:40:11 PM] egg: dr einstein looked down at the petri dish
[11:40:15 PM] egg: a small worm wriggling around it
[11:40:22 PM] egg: he looks at his assistant, furious
[11:40:24 PM] egg: he asks
[11:40:26 PM] egg: whta the fuck is this
[11:40:33 PM] egg: the assitant says" it's a worm, sir"
[11:40:38 PM] egg: einstein stares at the worm
[11:40:57 PM] egg: "it's just a fucking leg" he screams as he starts knocking equipment off the table
[11:41:08 PM] egg: "really what the fuck even are worms????" he bellows
[11:41:16 PM] egg: all of the other staff has to be evacuated from the building
[11:41:21 PM] egg: einstein can't be stopped

12:55 AM - h a m l e g: but like
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: yeah
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: fuckin
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: snakes
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: life's mysteries
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: like
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: einstein had just finished a conference
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: and a young student walked up to him with a box
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: and the student looked really worried and said "this just doesn't make any sense"
12:57 AM - h a m l e g: and he opened the box and einstein looked inside and he was like "holy fuckin shit dog i can't explain this this doesn't apply to the theory of relativity what the fuck is this a neck or a tail"
12:57 AM - h a m l e g: and then einstein told him to put it away and he went home and drank a glass of scotch but he was always very unnerved by the experience

4:48 PM - Quincey #: wow leg you are such a great person you know
4:49 PM - Quincey #: i dont tell you often
4:49 PM - Quincey #: and i really should
4:49 PM - Quincey #: a+
4:49 PM - spooky leg: screams thank u but try saying that to the dead bodies of my neighbors

2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: oh my god
2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: i was thinking about minotaurs
2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: imagine like
2:00 AM - Scooter Extreme: a giant human head
2:01 AM - Scooter Extreme: with cow legs that just come out of the neck
2:01 AM - Scooter Extreme: that's it
2:01 AM - Scooter Extreme: it just charges at people and tries to bite them to death

[10:51:03 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: imagine seeing elvis gyrate
[10:51:05 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: i would cry
[10:51:07 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: i wouldn't want to see it
[10:51:27 PM] #1 ghost advneturerer: i'd be one girl crying in the crowd of other crying girls but not beacuse of infatuation

[9:08:16 PM] a policeman officer: http://images.costumesgalore.net/products/119/1-1/tweety-bird-costume.jpg tweety's large, deformed cranium vomiting out a human hea
[9:08:18 PM] a policeman officer: d
[9:08:33 PM] a policeman officer: WHY CAN YOU ZOOM IN SO CLOSE
[9:08:40 PM] court: this girl found tweety and just crawled inside
[9:09:03 PM] a policeman officer: tweety just found this girl and crawled around
[9:10:06 PM] court: oh mgOD
[9:11:08 PM] a policeman officer: tweety slash fic : Tweety finds his prize, a voluptious female hominid. He unhinges his lower jaw. Satisfaction is coming fast.
[9:12:11 PM] court: noO GOD
[9:12:13 PM] court: NO

davi Aug 9 @ 1:27pm 
Thyme Jul 21 @ 12:23am 
removing my quote from your bio was a huge mistake
Professional Chef Froley Jul 17 @ 2:40am 
Shrek: I don't care what everyone else likes! Ogres are not like cakes.

Donkey: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!

Shrek: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.

Donkey: Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
Midday Town Jun 7 @ 7:30pm 
Griftz lft May 8 @ 4:20am 
7:16 PM - I dont like that 🐦: i joined my first game just now
7:16 PM - I dont like that 🐦: killed someone and left because i got scared
Griftz lft Mar 16 @ 7:57am 
Big brain gamer 🔥💪🏻