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Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 9:38pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2013 @ 10:36pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.



Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.


This is an achievement.


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.


It is impossible to get this achievement.