Alex   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Someone please help me if you’re familiar with ducks and duck antics. I am away at college and I live in a dorm room on campus. There are a lot of ducks around but there is this one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ duck that won’t leave me alone. I swear to god this duck is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psychopath. I don’t even understand what it wants from me. Whenever I look out my door room window theres that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ duck taunting me. I decided I should maybe walk over to it and give it some food to see if we could get along so I tried giving it my leftover arbys but it wouldn’t eat it. Not only would it not eat it but it wouldn’t even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ break eye contact with me. It was staring at me acting all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug as if it knew something about me that I didn’t even know. Last night I had a nightmare about the duck. He wouldn’t stop following me and kept yelling out the word “drallam”. I woke up with my heart beating out of my chest and I was covered in sweat. I looked out my window and there it was in the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spot staring right at me. I’m afraid to even go to sleep tonight. I need to get this duck out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head. Please respond if you can help me figure out what this duck wants with me.
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_x0 Aug 5 @ 8:43am 
ok alex
abcdefg Feb 2, 2017 @ 1:18pm 
+rep really cool guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)