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Unlocked Apr 5 @ 4:21pm

Finished the game?

More like... Finished the "game".

Cultural Collaborator

There is no keypad here, but you did it anyway

Back to where we met

Remembered your first when it mattered

Beat the boss?

What kind of boss fight was that?


Got enough of Starfather's speech to make a proper mixtape

Placeholder Achievement 99

Your Words Go Here

Cool story, Bro

Pushed the button because you got bored

Couldn't take a hint

Old Pro had to do it for you

Magnum Opus

You will be known as the person who made that thing.

Fully Utilized

From this point on, you will have to exhaust your own content.

An Act of Love

This can only be...

Leap of Faith

The boundaries of this simulation have no hold on you.

Quality Assurance

Hell hath no fury like a tester scorned.

Master Scout

Embrace the null state
100 / 1,000