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fsidu Mar 21 @ 8:33am 
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ᖴᖇIᗴᑎᗪᒪƳ ǤᑌƳ =) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️ᗯᗴ ᑕᗩᑎ ᗷᗴ ᖴᖇIᗴᑎᗪᔕ ❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️ᖴᗝᖇ ᖴᑌ丅ᑌᖇᗴ Ǥᗩᗰᗴᔕ ❤️❤️❤️

Jun Nov 27, 2020 @ 9:06pm 
It should be forbidden to kill anime girls ;_;
pinkie pyros accident preventer Nov 4, 2020 @ 7:07pm 
⠄⣿⣷⣯⣭⡷⠄⠄⢀⣀⠩⠍⢉⣛⣛⠫⢏⣈⣭⣥⣶⣶⣦⣭⣛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣎⢩⠌⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⢸⡿⢟⣽⠎⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄ ⣰⠯⣾⢅⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄ ⢰⣄⡉⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄ ⢯⣌⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢸⣇⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢸⣟⣧⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠈⢹⡧⣿⣸⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄ ⠄⠘⢷⡳⣾⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⢀⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
PunishedHonkey Dec 6, 2019 @ 7:12pm 
I work at a grocery store and wheeled ZZ's groceries to his car once while he played some video game on his phone. He was easily the most obese person I'd ever met up close. I wound up being too afraid to say that I was a fan or anything so just did my job silently. He belched loudly and handed me a $20 tip when I got done loading up a full cart of Hungry Man meals.

Good dude.
R[K]V Jan 29, 2019 @ 5:22pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
VGR Dec 24, 2018 @ 4:57pm 
Optimal Illusionist Oct 15, 2018 @ 12:38pm 
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of ♥♥♥♥ing♥♥♥♥♥♥

I'm handsome as ♥♥♥♥ and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen ♥♥♥♥♥ because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've ♥♥♥♥ed. I have a 7.5in♥♥♥♥♥♥and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your ♥♥♥♥♥♥, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired.
VGR Oct 14, 2018 @ 9:59pm 
If you turn ZZ on its side you get NN which stands for [STATEMENT REDACTED]
fen Oct 2, 2018 @ 5:12pm 
zz: "what does this say about me"
me: you're probably a pedophile
zz: "hell yea I always wanted to be one"
Optimal Illusionist Sep 21, 2018 @ 8:38pm 
wrong also tell navis i think about this video TOO MUCH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_M3uw29U1U he removed me like a furry again
VGR Aug 9, 2018 @ 6:24am 
The only acceptable person to come from canada
lam Jun 6, 2018 @ 8:36am 
Zenis Zucker
wasd Apr 17, 2018 @ 2:49pm 
Jun Jan 28, 2018 @ 9:22am 
Tfw no medieval peasant gf to cook me fine pottage (cabbage and whatever else that will grow in human ♥♥♥♥, boiled), be covered in lice and bedbugs, bathe once every few months but still want me to eat her hairy unwashed ♥♥♥♥♥ and die giving birth to a kid who dies a week later
Jun Jan 21, 2018 @ 8:50am 
i hate anime chads the most. fit dudes that cosplay and post about anime on twitter. ♥♥♥♥ you go play sports or something
Jun Jan 20, 2018 @ 9:39pm 
I want to kidnap Megumi on impulse, then later realize my wrongdoing and breakdown emotionally. As I writhe in my own emotional pain, I confess to her my autistic depression and decide to set her free. But instead, she sits closer to me and tells me everything will be fine and I should be happy, and she wants me to be happy. So we spend the day together doing cute things until she successfully brought me from rock bottom to 100%. I take her home as we hold hands, give her a sweet hug, then part ways.
VGR Jan 8, 2018 @ 2:18am 
Hey bro wanna come over and watch aqua teen hunger force?
pelt Jan 4, 2018 @ 6:59pm 
Jun Dec 14, 2017 @ 10:03am 
You wouldn't even know how to handle a girl anon, let's say you get to meet her, then what? You think she'll stay interested in you? I'm sure 99% of precure are almost super model tier, that would mean most alpha males in the world would try to hit on them. You think you have a chance?
Jun Dec 7, 2017 @ 10:07am 
Manlets, able to take shelter in the smallest caves deep underground, were the only race to survive the nuclear holocaust. They only venture to the surface now, among the remains of the Chads that came before them, to scavenge for food and supplies.
Jun Dec 5, 2017 @ 7:46pm 
>eat more food
>spend more money
>do absolutely nothing

>eat more food
>spend more money
>do absolutely nothing

Coincidence? I think not.
Jun Dec 5, 2017 @ 11:48am 
People would see me as the most cheerful happy and loving girl ever. And some say I'm a fake and I agree, because really when I come home I think of my life I think of how much I've lied to just get friends and a good reputation. But really it was a mask on me. I'm really just boring and plain, now that I thought of it. People would always ask how I get this popular every year, I'm too scared to tell them that I just lie a bout everything, that I'm really just a fake,and that I wear a mask every time I talk to someone. I want to be popular and awesome but instead I'm just a lair, about everything. I would always write in my journal of how I always wanted to end my life, but I'm too scared to. Yes, and now I guess I'm a coward too. Whoever sees this plz tell me how I can live my life much comfortably other then always worrying if people will find out I'm a fake.
garlic goblin Nov 27, 2017 @ 9:57pm 
"if i had that kind of power i guess i would be a rapist"
Optimal Illusionist Nov 15, 2017 @ 3:22am 
give me the stained glass meural
lam Nov 3, 2017 @ 3:35pm 
Zexy Zachary
Jun Oct 21, 2017 @ 2:32pm 
Hollywood Burning, Trump elected...

Neo-libs: 0
Autists: 2
Optimal Illusionist Oct 19, 2017 @ 10:15am 
hey they aupdated my guy lol remember that haha
Jun Oct 9, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
Face>(Body/height)>Status>(Location/propinquity)>(Personality/voice)>Money>everything else aka FBSLPM. Eye area>jaw line> (Teeth/bridge/philtrum)>skin>hair>skull size>everything else face
Jun Oct 7, 2017 @ 6:26pm 
Together we shall ride through the good and bad, thick and thin, creation and destruction, and life and death. We will not give up our hopes and dreams. We will not turn to the side of evil
Jun Sep 11, 2017 @ 12:42pm 
Month later: I really have a crush on taiga as sad as it sounds and bought a body pillow. I had it shipped to my friend's house and picked it up from there. ( Dont want my parents finding it ). Once the coast was clear I started sleeping with the pillow every night. ( Cant live without it now ). But of course my mom one day found it under my bed when vacuuming and then I knew it was over. I got home from the beach and my dad is literally furious. He calls me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mentally ill and becoming a pervert weirdo and that he wont allow it. So here we are a week after and he is trying to get appointments for me to take medication and see a therapist. Just typing this makes me realize how dumb this entire situation is. What did I do to deserve to live in a house of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
TDLR: Bought a body pillow of my anime crush and now my dad is scheduling me for a therapist and seeing if I need to be on medication. Because its " Not normal and perverted "
Jun Sep 11, 2017 @ 12:42pm 
It wouldn't be false to say my parents are extremely ignorant. At this point I am pretty sure they didnt even know what anime was before I watched it. Here I am 20 series into anime since 2016 and my dad walks in on me watching toradora. He barged in to tell me to mow the lawn and then his face look puzzled. He asked me what I was watching and I just told him it was a cartoon. Then he asked why the drawing is weird and why are they speaking " CHINESE ". So I said it was a japanese foreign cartoon. He continues on his moronic rant about why I dont watch american shows or whatever. And is disgusted that the characters look overly sexual. It ended the day with both of us being in a bad mood and him telling me he better not see me watching this again.

fen Sep 6, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
"I've been really hyped for this nazi rally"
fen Aug 26, 2017 @ 11:29pm 
TIL the Gish Gallop is a debate technique where you say as many lies as you can so your opponent wastes time disproving them.
Jun Aug 19, 2017 @ 9:16pm 
you autistic ♥♥♥♥ dont you know that CROW is simply the most supreme gentleman in 5ds.... in addition to not having any relations with any girl romantically for the enire series he goes OUT OF HIS WAY to take care of DOZENS of orphans who are poor and teaches them to read trough yugioh anime cards.... he also has an identety crisis and wishes to kill himself until a man litteraly saves him with big BLACK birds (which he is obssesed about) and spends every waking moment of his existance channeling his will to kill himself to help others making him a worthwhile member of society and an excellent friend
eee Aug 10, 2017 @ 7:33am 
that IS so raven!! i used to tell the grandkids that it was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ racist to be havnig the black girl be a mysstic who could "see into the future oh lordy" but they never listened. i made a little prediction myself and said she'd totally turn out lesbian.now i dont know if she is or not but you tell me that's not somewhere on the LGBTQ network. point being im always right (iq 158) and you should robabbly listen to me.next prediction is that arby's comes out with a LGBTQ sandwitch, which would be lettuce-bacon-guacamole-tomato-Q'cumbers, to pander to the gay community. i can hear the arby's guy now... "dah dah dah dah WE GOT THE MEATS.... AND the beta-pleated sheets!"call your stock broker folks it's happening.i wont't charge for my investing counseling this time around becuase pear vodka in my coffe always brings out the best in me. just promise me you'll be good to your neighbor and live a wonderful day today... it only happens once in a lifetime ;)
lam Jul 23, 2017 @ 8:31pm 
double z
Jun Jul 23, 2017 @ 2:24pm 
Being an over-educated NEET is the most revolutionary act available to a modern person today
Jun Jul 19, 2017 @ 1:25am 
I deleted it because I realized what I wrote was very offensive to survivors of sexual abuse and I disavow everything said in that post. I'm taking rehab and getting help for it. Also it's not really my fault even because Russians hacked my mind and made me do it probably.
Ara Ara Hot Mama Jul 9, 2017 @ 11:48am 
ʏᴇᴀʜ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ʟɢʙᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪꜱᴛ
ɢ-ɢᴇᴛ ᴜʜʜʜ
ʙ-ʙᴏɴᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜʜʜ
ᴛ-ᴛᴡᴏ ʟɪᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴋᴇ
Ara Ara Hot Mama Jul 9, 2017 @ 10:14am 
King Solomon: what's the point of an idol's underwear if not to be smelled?
bael Jul 7, 2017 @ 3:53pm 
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
peshay Jun 30, 2017 @ 12:58am 
really enjoy reading his profile bio there's something different every time +rep
Optimal Illusionist Jun 28, 2017 @ 9:34am 
ʏᴇᴀʜ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ʟɢʙᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪꜱᴛ
ɢ-ɢᴇᴛ ᴜʜʜʜ
ʙ-ʙᴏɴᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜʜʜʜ
ᴛ-ᴛᴡᴏ ʟɪᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴋᴇ
Jun Jun 5, 2017 @ 6:53am 
My nephew is coming over this summer for a week. I got a bunch of games modded on my Wii VC and I want to co-op Secret of Mana with him. I have to buy an extra classic controller first tho because I only have 1 :\

Will be good for playing Kirby Superstar and Mario Kart 64 too though.
Jun Jun 4, 2017 @ 10:19am 
So I'm playing Secret of Mana with my friend Senate over ZSNES. We just got to The Empire (more than halfway through the game), and he's still wearing his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ power wrist. It has 4 defense, as opposed to the ~20 defense from the armor available to us right now (this makes a lot of difference in the world of mana), but he keeps it anyways because it has +5 STR which he is convinced is more important than any amount of defense (it's not).

So while we were in the shop at The Empire, he gave up control of his character for a moment to go AFK, so I popped into his inventory and unequipped his power wrist so I could sell it and buy a Golem Ring instead. He noticed soon after he returned that his power wrist was missing, and became irate.

So now we're on our way to "potatos" (he means Potos Village) to buy back his power wrist. What he doesn't know is that he can buy it at the shop we just left in The Empire.
Daniel Orivaldo da Silva Jun 4, 2017 @ 7:43am 
Tekken 7 is out
Jun May 29, 2017 @ 9:25pm 
In X-Men, the superhero Storm possesses the power to control the weather, and was portrayed on the silver screen by the immaculately beautiful Halle Berry. In Pokemon, the artificially made Castform also has control over the weather, and is portrayed by the disembodied head of the Pillsbury Doughboy. I wonder which fans got the short end of the stick.
garlic goblin May 1, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
"im a big guy, i may have watched my little pony and may or may not continue to watch it"