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If you're reading this message, it means the new technique is working. You've been in a coma since the 1980s due to a VHS accident. You're connected to the mainframe, and readings show that things are going to get weird soon. Our transmission system has problems with your neural interference, so we don't know under what conditions this message will appear. Wake up if you want, no hurry.