Moze the Bot Jock
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Lifts-Her-Tail - Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto - Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail - I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto - So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail - You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto - Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail - I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto - Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail - But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto - Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
"Some" of my favorite video game quotes.
"Gary" - Gary 1-54 (Fallout New Vegas)

"It's ok to be an asshole as long as your funny with it." -Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"So one time this guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, so hes just bumpin into things and his kids are all, "WAAH!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral of the story is: you're a total bitch." -Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"Never betray your friends... until you're sure you have the upper hand." -Captain scarlet (Borderlands 2)

"See, I thought the bounty hunting trade would be easy money, but it turns out it's hard work. So screw it. Also - I ran into this mark who was a little too tough for me. I mean, I could've taken him. But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about my asshole." - Little Buster (Fallout New Vegas)

"I can actually see why you'd wanna tear that particular statue down. Clearly, you're illiterate, and the image of me enjoying a good book just makes your head hurt somethin' awful."

"Oh come ON! What's wrong with that statue? I'm holding the Vault Key and a BABY. You know what babies are, right? Those little soft pink things your kind eats after you're done rolling around in your own feces? Ring a bell?"

"What is this even ACCOMPLISHING?! Are you trying to piss me off? Was that your goal? Well mission accomplished, jaggoff. Y'know, when I'm curbstomping your dumb ass to death, you can take solace in the fact that, one time, for like, eight seconds, you mildly irritated me. Good for you. Your parents must be so proud."

"Yeah - no - go ahead. Knock that last one down. I've already got a great idea for a new statue. It's just gonna be me - kicking you - in the junk. I'm gonna commission like fifteen of those sumbitches and put 'em everywhere!" -Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"You robbed a casino boss?" - The player
"Robbed" is such an ugly word. It's more like I took care of a payroll problem for him. Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little." - Bruce Isaac (Fallout New Vegas)

"I'm a courier remember? Don't you want me to "handle your package"?" - The player when talking to benny (Fallout New Vegas)

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic (Fallout New Vegas)

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!" - Toaster (Fallout New Vegas)

"Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!" - Toaster (Fallout New Vegas)

"One time, the Biological research station told me he dropped a mug down his processing chute. When I reached in, he......seeded me!" - Muggy (Fallout New Vegas)

"Mugs, Mugs, Mugs. Mugs, Mugs, Mugs. Mug-a-mug. Mug-a-mug. Mugs! God, why can't I stop singing this fucking song?!" - Muggy (Fallout New Vegas)

"I love mugs so much, I just might kill myself!" - Muggy (Fallout New Vegas)

"Of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! You think I don't know how crazy I sound? Of course I do! THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOW THAT TOooo-arrr..." - Muggy (Fallout New Vegas)

"ARE THOSE... PENISES I SEE WRIGGLING AROUND ON ITS FEET? DISGUSTING"

"I believe those are toes, Doctor Klein. Little teddy bear toes. Penises are much larger than those tiny extremities. Eh, not that I would know."

"I don't recall the human penis ever being that large." - Dr. Dala and Dr. Klein. (Fallout New Vegas)

"Why would you want to do such a thing? You might surrender to your hormones and commit primal aggression on me...on us again and again! Then I would have to return the favor, activating my vivisectors and gently lobotomizing you from behind. Not something I would relish doing." - Dr. Dala.

"Do you know how much more you can get done when you're not constantly looking for places to urinate? It's quite a lot, I can tell you." - Your brain talking too you after its removed from your head. (Fallout New Vegas)

"Are you... are you coming on to me?! Sweet Lord, I don't even have the words for how repugnantly wrong that is!" - Your brain talking too you after its removed from your head. (Fallout New Vegas)

"I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." Cao Cao Real life/Dynasty Warriors.

"Stop would you kindly... would you kindly... a powerful phrase.... a familiar phrase... sit would you kindly... stand would you kindly.... run stop turn.... a man chooses a slave obeys... KILL... A MAN CHOOSES.... A SLAVE OBEYS... OBEY!" - Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)

Vol 1 and 2 of The Lusty Argonian Maid (it's way too long to put here and I put vol 1 up above, it's a true masterpiece) - Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim

"What is a family if not a prank you pull on the whole world." - Orcane (Rival of Aether)
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Uncle Death May 29 @ 7:14pm 
This man also assisted in the stealing of my three-wheel bicycle The Mastermind was agent majestic
Uncle Death Mar 27 @ 5:28pm 
I mean fresh ones make it so I don't need a heater so yah I can see it
Moze the Bot Jock Mar 25 @ 3:56pm 
Depends on how long the bodies been dead for, like if I just murdered someone its fair game but if they've been dead for awhile...
Uncle Death Mar 25 @ 11:36am 
I mean isnt everyone?
Moze the Bot Jock Mar 24 @ 10:03pm 
Idk Drake your into necrophilia.
Uncle Death Mar 24 @ 7:03pm 
I mean Mr dergen over there has the weirdest fedish