I am the Grunk
Santa Lunk who?
I live in steam comments
A gift for you 由

I'm Mr Fun Christmas, I'm Mr Hero.
I'm Mr Year Poster; I'm Mr Gift Bestow.
Friends call me Lunk miser, whatever I touch, turns to gifts in my clutch.
I'm too much. 由

O God, who has glorified blessed NichoLunk, Thine illustrious Gift Giver and Hero, by means of countless gifts and wonders, and who dost not cease yearly so to remember him; grant, we beseech Thee, that we may be delivered gifts from his kindness and grace. 由

What a year it's been. But despite everything, you come home to see Santa Lunk has left you a present by an inviting fire 由

You better watch out, you better not tire, better keep runnin I'm tellin ya why. Santa Lunk is back again this year 由

It might be your 4th lonely year in a row, but Lunkmas never forgets 由