ricedude
actually doing rather fine in   Santa Clara, California, United States
 
 
the infamous riceroni. guardian of the infamous wall of conversations.
My name's jimmy, named after jimmy carter by my dad.
I like video games and free stuff. bonus points for both.
also, i live in a home depot. feel free to add me whenever and talk if i'm on.

progeny of legendary rice farmers from vietnam. 200% genuine spoiled asian teenager.


CONVERSATION WALL??
Oatsy - Today at 5:23 PM
kek
but
are you still the keeper
of the comment wall
ricedude - Today at 5:23 PM
yeah
haven't updated it in years
it's a relic of the past
it has been there since time immemorial

9:26 PM - ricedude.: one of my worst shames is the fact that I have no fucking idea how to use chopsticks
9:27 PM - kid.: is okay i dont either
9:27 PM - ricedude.: yeah but you're white
9:27 PM - kid.: I dont know how to play guitar
9:27 PM - kid.: Thats a white thing
9:28 PM - kid.: So is owning a black man
9:28 PM - ricedude.: KEK
9:28 PM - kid.: thats a white thing
9:28 PM - ricedude.: you know what also is a white thing
9:28 PM - kid.: What
9:28 PM - ricedude.: snow
9:28 PM - kid.: fck
9:28 PM - kid.: So is rice
9:28 PM - kid.: Rice is a white thing
9:29 PM - ricedude.: yeah
9:29 PM - ricedude.: so is the moon
9:30 PM - kid.: That better end up on the fucking conversation wall

6:58 PM - ricedude.: DUDE 15 MINUTES OF POWER RANGRS MEGAZORD TRANSFORMATIONS IS FUCKING SICK
6:58 PM - kid...: jim no
6:58 PM - ricedude.: yes
6:59 PM - ricedude.: http://puu.sh/mCkKj/ffcac02e3f.jpg
7:00 PM - kid...: jIM NO
7:00 PM - ricedude.: ZEEEEOOOO
7:00 PM - ricedude.: ZEEEEEOOOOO
7:02 PM - ricedude.: POWER RANGERS TURBO DUDE
7:02 PM - ricedude.: THEy'RE ALL IN CARS
7:02 PM - ricedude.: C A R S
7:02 PM - ricedude.: http://puu.sh/mCkXT/7ea4526263.jpg
7:02 PM - kid...: HOW HAVE YOU WATCHED THAT WHOLE VIDEO
7:03 PM - ricedude.: TH FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
7:03 PM - ricedude.: POWER RANGERS IS KICKASS
7:03 PM - kid...: JIM ITS A 15 MINUTE VIDEO OF SHITTY SPECIAL EFFECTS
7:03 PM - ricedude.: HAVE YOU SEEN POWER RANGES
7:04 PM - ricedude.: THIS SHIT ISN'T SHITTY AND IT AIn'T SPECIAL EFFECTS
7:04 PM - ricedude.: IT'S ROBOTS
7:04 PM - kid...: DONT YOU HAVE HOMEWORK OR LITERALLY ANYTHIGNELSE
7:04 PM - ricedude.: yes I do
7:04 PM - ricedude.: but power rangers
7:04 PM - kid...: LITERALLY A N Y T H I N G E L S E
7:04 PM - ricedude.: alright
7:04 PM - ricedude.: i guess i'll watch transformers transformations then
7:05 PM - kid...: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
7:05 PM - ricedude.: AW SWEET THEY MADE A SICK REMAKE OF TRYPICON
7:05 PM - ricedude.: THAT TRIPLE-TRANSFORM DINOSAUR BASE MOTHERFUCKER
7:05 PM - kid...: UR THE BIGGEST NERD WTF
7:06 PM - kid...: WHHY DO YOU KNOW THEM BY NAME IM DYING
7:06 PM - ricedude.: http://puu.sh/mCl9G/15f4cfee9b.jpg
7:07 PM - ricedude.: i prefer Metroplex tho
7:07 PM - ricedude.: much cooler base design imo
7:07 PM - ricedude.: OH SHIT IT'S A REMAKE OF ASTROTRAIN
7:07 PM - ricedude.: http://puu.sh/mClh2/4fe3bded5c.jpg
7:08 PM - ricedude.: THIS DUDE IS THE SHIT
7:08 PM - kid...: AAAAAAAASTROTRAINNNNNNNNN
7:08 PM - kid...: MOTHER FUCKING
7:08 PM - kid...: ASTRO TRAIN
7:08 PM - kid...: ITS A FUCKING PURPLE CYLINDER
7:08 PM - kid...: WHY ISNT THERE A TRIPLE CAPS BUTTON
7:09 PM - kid...: I WANNA SCREAM WAY LOUDER THAN THIS

3:40 PM - ricerice.: R A T S
3:40 PM - ricerice.: THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING CLUB FULL OF RATS
3:40 PM - ricerice.: http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Rat+King+Covenant
3:40 PM - LegoLard: R A A A T T T T T T T RATTED ON
3:41 PM - ricerice.: F U C K
3:41 PM - LegoLard: GOTTA DEFEAT THE RAT COVENANT
3:41 PM - LegoLard: FUCKING MONARCHY OR R A T S
3:41 PM - ricerice.: http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/royal-rat-authority
3:42 PM - ricerice.: THIS FUCKER
3:42 PM - ricerice.: R A T D U K E
3:42 PM - LegoLard: JESUS FUCK
3:42 PM - LegoLard: does he have little rat squires
3:42 PM - LegoLard: he better
3:42 PM - ricerice.: he does, actually
3:42 PM - ricerice.: when you enter the room, it's just the squires
3:42 PM - LegoLard: FUCKING YES
3:43 PM - ricerice.: AND WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, R A T M A N APPEARS
3:43 PM - ricerice.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8zARgvozTk
3:43 PM - ricerice.: FEAST YE EYES
3:43 PM - LegoLard: DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA R A T M A N
3:44 PM - LegoLard: HE APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
3:44 PM - LegoLard: IS HE ON THE CEILING?!
3:44 PM - ricerice.: ratman appears from the shadows
3:44 PM - LegoLard: IS HE A RAT/BAT MAN
3:44 PM - ricerice.: ratbat
3:44 PM - LegoLard: BRATMAN
3:44 PM - ricerice.: i googled ratbat and IT 'S A FUCKING TRANSFORMER
3:45 PM - ricerice.: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ratbat_(Animated)
3:45 PM - LegoLard: OH
3:45 PM - LegoLard: MY GOODNESS
3:45 PM - ricerice.: http://puu.sh/nd22r/5d93731deb.jpg
3:45 PM - LegoLard: he's
3:45 PM - LegoLard: a
3:45 PM - LegoLard: K E Y T A R

7:56 PM - ricedude: do you think there's porn of several men ejaculating on a cake
7:56 PM - ricedude: and it would be called 'bu-cake-ke'
7:56 PM - PK Smokey: I photoshop porn for a living.
7:56 PM - ricedude: Not all of it's porn, you know.
7:57 PM - ricedude: Just most of it.
7:58 PM - PK Smokey: You are literally the only person to not ask for a porn-related photoshop.
7:59 PM - ricedude: Namely because I'm 15.
7:59 PM - ricedude: andalsonotaperv
7:59 PM - PK Smokey: disgusting
7:59 PM - ricedude: yes I know
8:00 PM - PK Smokey: 9:56 PM - PK Smokey: I photoshop porn for a living.
8:00 PM - PK Smokey: new steam game brb

9:33 PM - ricedude.: voila
9:33 PM - ricedude.: presto
9:33 PM - ricedude.: whoosh
9:33 PM - ricedude.: bang
9:33 PM - ricedude.: pow
9:33 PM - ricedude.: badda-bing, badda-boop
9:33 PM - ricedude.: bwah
9:33 PM - ricedude.: zip-zap
9:34 PM - ricedude.: ding
9:34 PM - kid.: bang
9:34 PM - kid.: SHIT
9:34 PM - kid.: FUCK
9:34 PM - kid.: SHIHHHIITT
9:34 PM - ricedude.: 9:33 PM - ricedude.: bang
9:34 PM - ricedude.: YOU FUCKING SCUMLORD
9:34 PM - kid.: FUCK

5:00 PM - PK Smokey: ricedude
5:00 PM - PK Smokey: more like ricedoodoo
5:00 PM - ricedude: pk smokey
5:00 PM - ricedude: more like pk kill yourself

FUK U CHARACTER LIMIT:
https://pastebin.com/zEL9izN4

rxg | Tori Sep 11 @ 2:55pm 
I LOST MY POOR MEATBAAALL
Boris Jul 3 @ 3:46pm 
"Tree camper"
Boris Jun 15 @ 6:15pm 
He stole my knees +rep
Boris Jun 10 @ 4:32pm 
i ship it
Pandora's Scrap Jun 10 @ 12:27pm 
+Rep Tori and Rice might be the next ff2 duo... :CyberdimensionNepgear:
Boris May 31 @ 4:04pm 
More like the small child that wants her butt *dab*