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Recent reviews by Captain Cholera

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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Getting pretty tired of developers releasing unplayable junk as "Early Access" but charging near full release prices.
Refund requested.
Posted January 17.
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20.6 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Deforestation simulator mostly but you can kill other native wildlife and decimate the otherwise beautiful landscape too.
I like to dump rotting corpses into the natural waterways and litter as much as i can and when i'm bored i dig up graves.
There are some pesky locals that don't take kindly to you but a shotgun slug to the face or axe to the head is a nice way to decorate the landscape with blood spray and dismembered limbs, or you can just burn them and fill the sky with the sweet smell of burning corpses.
10/10 would deforest again.
Posted March 4, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
640.9 hrs on record (147.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has been a disgrace right from the start, initially released as a completely broken and unplayable game, developers not being paid, developers quitting and possibly the most toxic and childish community i've ever seen in a game.
The Game did briefly become playable on the main branch, the Beta branch spline update is a disaster however.
Updates and bug fixing are painfully slow, major frustrations with the gameplay have been ignored in favour for remodelling the cars (which look terrible by the way).
Oh, and i got banned from the Steam community for voicing my concern about the playability of the game.

Thanks Dev team!
Posted November 3, 2021. Last edited August 18, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,186.9 hrs on record (203.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Looking forward to free build mode!
Good job Dev.
Posted July 24, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Possibly the worst game i have ever played, game mechanics are awful, lighting is atrocious, menus suck, can't seem to sleep through the night so just stand in the darkness doing nothing, steering on the cars and general car driving is the worst in any game.
I have nothing positive to say about it, i'd rather watch re-run of the Ellen Degenerate show with Justin Beiber as a guest that play another second of this absolute pile of steaming garbage.
Posted July 19, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
525.6 hrs on record (141.0 hrs at review time)
Good
Posted July 3, 2019.
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