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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Aug 23, 2018 @ 5:14pm

Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 8:27am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2018 @ 5:13pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 11:42am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2018 @ 9:23am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 1:54pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2018 @ 8:44am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 5:00pm

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 7:26am


Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 7:10am

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2018 @ 3:20pm

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 11:39am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 12:37pm


Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 4:41pm


Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 12:51pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 2:57pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 8:35am


Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 9:32am


Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 11:05am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 1:12pm

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked Aug 27, 2018 @ 4:47pm


There can be only one.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2018 @ 4:44pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 9:26am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 12:00pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 1:35pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 11:18am


Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2018 @ 4:45am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 7:17am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2018 @ 9:58am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2018 @ 6:23pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2018 @ 5:14pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 1:50pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 1:51pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 11:53am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 3:52pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2018 @ 8:10pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked Aug 27, 2018 @ 10:31am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 1:21pm


Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 5:58am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 3:16pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 3:27pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 7:27am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked Aug 24, 2018 @ 10:02am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked Aug 27, 2018 @ 5:24pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 4:09pm


Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2018 @ 6:19am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 2:35pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2018 @ 11:05am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked Aug 24, 2018 @ 9:38am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 7:51am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2018 @ 10:15am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2018 @ 4:29am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 12:04pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2018 @ 7:42pm

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2018 @ 4:11pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 8:30am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 7:47am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2018 @ 6:46pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2018 @ 5:10pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2018 @ 6:33am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2018 @ 5:23pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked Oct 29 @ 2:17pm


Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked Oct 29 @ 3:38pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked Nov 3 @ 4:23am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked Nov 3 @ 4:54am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 12:40pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked Oct 29 @ 3:45pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:23pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked Nov 3 @ 4:17am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:20pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 10:51am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:23pm

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:24pm

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:21pm

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:22pm

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 2:34pm

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Unlocked Oct 29 @ 4:27pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked Nov 3 @ 4:20am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked Nov 3 @ 5:10am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 12:03pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 12:40pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked Nov 4 @ 12:46pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?