Paradox
 
 
Hi......what up

Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbJYTo8PkkxV9JCQukDhOkQ

Quotes:

Chubber: Have you checked your texts Bob?
Bob: Yeah I said "naww you sweet thing"
Chubber:....that was from mother chub....
Bob: OH SHIT

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Boonge: How do you spell grey?
Bob: Depends if you want the american way or english way.
Boonge: English way
Bob: I dont know which one is which.

(Very helpfull)

Looking at compasses on a website because why not.
Paradox: Look there is even a compass on a whistle
Bikeinator: Wait really?! Oh wow thats a thermometer not a compass unless it has both....oh yes it does. Oh this is great you got your anti rape whistle, you can tell them (rapist) the temprature and which direction face.

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Looking up "what is commonly disagreed with" and this quote came up:
I refuse to even consider acknowledging any animal charity whilst their are disadvantage humans who are not having their basic needs met.
Nutz96: Look if we just brought all the starving people to lazy moes where they sell oversize plates of food we will get rid of starvation.
Paradox: You have just solved world hunger

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WightKnight: (Random thought) I am a race car VROOM VROOM
WightKnight: *Dies* broom...broom..

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WightKnight: He is a pig and a cow
Paradox: I'm delicous and give milk

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Bikeinator: I like my numbers even like 15

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Paradox: Death is but a gate way
Wightknight: No it isn't
Paradox: Yes it is. I mean its not Dunkin donuts.
Wightknight: Shut up Paradox.

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Bikeinator: There are lasers coming from the sky. GOD IS SNIPING US

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Paradox: god
Paradox: dat bikeinator guy
Paradox: GOD
Bikeinator: very godly
Paradox: god dammit
Paradox: y u twist my words so well

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Bikeinator: Im just a salty cunt.
Paradox: Arn't we all.
(Talking about buggy payday 2 experience.)

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Bikeinator: I put it in my mouth and died with it in my mouth.
(He was talking about Roadhog's vape.)

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Bikeinator: How do you become a zombie, are you some kind of rapist?
(Talking about the hunter in L4D2)

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Bikeinator: Quote from my dream "here try this, tell me if it tastes like a toaster"

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Bikeinator: You know someone who loves (in a sexual way) to get hurt... a sex terrorist

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Paradox: Welcome to Payday 2 where the only place that is open is the place we are robbing.
Bikeinator: SHHH the police will catch on and will be at our next location

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RonnieD: The problem is we are getting to many kills.
Bob: Yes the problem is you're to op.

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Paradox: Oh shit we joined the losing team
Bikeinator: Thats okay we will make it the winning team.
Paradox: I am glad your looking at the positive side of thing.
Bikeinator: Type in chat that your here to make this team the winning team...then leave

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Bob14496, B1: There is someone somewhere.

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Bob 14496, B1: Welcome to slavery...um I mean the bachelor

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Paradox: mang do you have a drawn picture of mercy?
Mang.: I dunno
Mang.: I haven't talked to her about
Mang.: Maybe I will on her b day
Paradox: Well when you ask mercy on her bday if you drew her, say hi to her for me

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Bikeinator: Across the hall can be a long distance
Inside joke only - Bikeinator, WightKnight and Mang will understand it

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Bikeinator: Looks like Russia is having terrorist attacks too. As long none of the people I care about get hurt then I dont care.
Paradox: Nawww thank you!
Bikeinator: Your like my number 2 or 3
Paradox: Ohhhhh fuck you
Bikeinator: Hey your above my family you dick
Paradox: LOL

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Bain: Looks like keys to an airplane.
Bikeinator: No...It looks like keys to potentially a vehicie.

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Protector 'Ark' Ellis Apr 4, 2017 @ 7:19pm 
I no Remember :'(
Paradox Apr 4, 2017 @ 4:14pm 
Oh nooooooo What was it?
Protector 'Ark' Ellis Apr 4, 2017 @ 8:25am 
:( you forgot to add that thing i said... Whatever the ♥♥♥♥ i said... :\
Strange Sentinel Feb 20, 2017 @ 7:52pm 
Sorry if I've been annoying lately, just let me know when you're up to chat
♥SGT Fluffles♥ Aug 24, 2016 @ 5:18am 
Sempai noticed meh!
BOBSTE B2 Jun 24, 2016 @ 8:47am 
ily <3