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Something Sweet...

Solve Vinny's riddle on your first attempt.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2015 @ 4:51am

You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

Press E on every single bloody thing.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2015 @ 8:35am


Complete the White Pawn Scenario.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2015 @ 5:01am

Was any of that real?

Complete the Black Pawn Scenario.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2015 @ 8:32am

Move along, pervert...

Stop looking at the damn picture.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2015 @ 5:30am

You're not Santa, get out.

Screw around in the fireplace.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2015 @ 5:39am


Welp, there you go.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2015 @ 6:54am


A sizeable achievement.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2015 @ 4:31am

One Day.

Find the developer's future game concept art.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2015 @ 4:50am


Complete the last level with a single bullet.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2015 @ 5:24am