Town
Investigator - The least boring TI, can easily carry a game if you lead town
Lookout - Such a boring role, I honestly dread getting this
Psychic - Nobody listens to you :)
Sheriff - Nobody believes you :)
Spy - please kill me N1 please kill me N1 please kill me N1
Tracker - You know what? I can respect this role
Jailor - I got all these responsibilities and I don't know how to manage them
Vampire Hunter - Hooray! All the vamps are dead! Time for mafia majority
Veteran - With my extreme baiting skills I managed to kill a Framer (and 4 townies)
Vigilante - All townies decide to act like a Jester and blame you when you shoot them
Bodyguard - My job here is done! Time to AFK until the game ends
Doctor - Don't you dare claim if there's a PM or SK in the game
Crusader - Everyone fears you
Trapper - Using all my skill, I managed to save the game by dying N2
Escort - Boring as all hell but very powerful
Mayor - whoops, accidentally lynched 5 townies
Medium - Now that Retri got reworked people will rarely stay in the game after dying
Retributionist - N1 - No dead N2 - No dead townies N3 - No dead usable townies
Transporter - I'm all about singlehandedly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the entire town and accidentally killing 1 maf

Mafia
Disguiser - Getting recognised as a Disguiser Any% speedrun (WR)
Forger - I can assure you that changing the Sheriff's will to "I'm gay" was 100% necessary
Framer - I don't think there are any TIs this game :)
Hypnotist - Getting recognised as a Hypnotist Any% speedrun (WR)
Janitor - You can bet there are 3 different mediums in this game
Ambusher - Getting recognised as an Ambusher Any% speedrun (WR)
Godfather - You're definitely going to become the CL's puppet
Mafioso - Why are you sending me to the Veteran bro c'mon he's obviously Vet don't send me to him
Blackmailer - Getting assaulted by furry roleplayers through their whispers
Consigliere - Claim Invest and nobody will doubt you
Consort - And when the Mafia needed them the most, they turned into Mafioso

Coven
Coven Leader - Best role in the game do NOT @ me
Hex Master - Hey I hexed 9 please don't kill him oh okay you're going to kill him
Medusa - Either dies N1 or gets destroyed by an Escort/Consort all game
Necromancer - Why are there never any TPs in the game whenever you're Necro
Poisoner - Good thing I am 100% hard countered by Doctor
Potion Master - Claim Invest and nobody will doubt you (until you get shot by Maf)

Neutrals
Amnesiac - If you remember an evil role everyone immediately knows who you are
Guardian Angel - Easiest role in the game, you have to throw to lose
Survivor - Most boring role in the game
Pirate - Yarrrrr! I've lost all of me duels for the past 7 nights!
Plaguebearer - Nobody visits anyone as soon as you're Pesti so you're a glorified SK
Vampire - Hatred.
Executioner - Getting recognised as an Executioner Any% speedrun (WR)
Jester - Accidentally confirmed yourself as Town, Maf shoots you the following night
Arsonist - Honest to god gg if there's another Arso
Juggernaut - Now that he's buffed I can actually respect this role
Serial Killer - Nobody is ever going to side with you in a kingmaker
Werewolf - I accidentally killed all the townies so now it's Maf majorit

Town
Coroner - They did it. They made Coroner good. You love to see it.
Investigator - Every Invest claim is fake, there are no actual Investigators
Lookout - Actually really powerful, being astral makes things interesting
Psychic - Boring, too much will clutter, nobody actually listens to you
Seer - Stupidly powerful and also kind of fun
Sheriff - Kinda weak but still solid overall, seeing NEs is cool
Spy - I still don't want to play this role
Tracker - The same ol Tracker that we all know and love
Bodyguard - You now have 2 vests so you can be twice as suspicious!
Cleric - It's doc
Trapper - The best TP, TI, and TK
Crusader - Everyone fears you (Except for those astral mfs)
Vigilante - The hangman's favourite role
Veteran - Oh god there's more of them
Trickster - What if Vigi had an AT rifle instead of a pistol
Deputy - The best feeling in the world is when a Seer says you're enemies with someone
Amnesiac - Just when you thought the Mayor was dead, another one takes his place
Admirer - Old Admirer was so cool man why'd they change it
Socialite - I like how it completely ruins Coven's coordination and sends the town into all caps chaos
Tavern Keeper - Hangovers are a god send
Retributionist - Soooo fun in ToS2, reusable corpses for reusable fun
Jailor - Nowhere near as good as in ToS1 but still pretty powerful
Marshal - Three townies get lynched or three evils get lynched, no inbetween
Mayor - Good news! You can whisper again! Bad news! Conj, Rit, and Doom all exist!
Monarch - The most powerful evil role in the game
Prosecutor - The most badass role in the game, the cutscene is so good

Coven
Coven Leader - Solid for what it is, no longer my favourite role though
Conjurer - Reckless townies get punished by the big rock :)
Medusa - The new Janitor, shame to see ToS1 Medusa go
Poisoner - I really like having a Consort who can also kill
Witch - CL from ToS1, pinnacle of fun and chaos
Wildling - Really interesting and can have some solid claims
Dreamweaver - Shutting down roles with day abilities and forcing RNG is busted
Enchanter - Framer and Forger at once, I really like it
Voodoo Master - ...
Hex Master - I'm so glad they kept end game hexes in this game, even has its own cutscene
Necromancer - Do not claim Retributionist you WILL die
Potion Master - No cooldown and reveals being global is such a nice change
Illusionist - The least fun of the coven, doesn't really do much
Ritualist - Town Power be gone!
Jinx - Getting recognised as an Ambusher Jinx Any% speedrun (WR)

Neutrals
Jester - Appears as sus to sheriffs and has a vest? Sign me up!
Executioner - Stupidly easy in Town of Salem 2, just choose someone likely to die lol
Pirate - Praying to god someone leaves during the day
Doomsayer - My new favourite role and is also beyond stressful
Serial Killer - The same old SK but now gets angry every three nights
Arsonist - The same old Arsonist but... Yeah
Werewolf - The same old- Oh the Werewolves just killed each other
Shroud - Seer's number 1 ♥♥♥♥ rider

Horsemen of The Apocalypse
Plaguebearer/Pestilence - Early transformations absolutely destroy towns even after dying
Berserker/War - Juggernaut but he now has friends (Why did they buff Bers but not touch Baker lmao)
Baker/Famine - Successfully beat Coroner at being the worst role in the game
Soul Collector/Death - Seeing the Town, NKs, and Coven all come together is always great