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DOES he play by them. He hax because he's afraid of landing on his
BUTT. In real life, he is a true snuff film aficiando and watches all kinds of perverted
STUFF on the web whenever he can, especially kitten stomping films which he
SERIOUSLY enjoys. He is also really into cutting. He loves disgusting pizza, and will
PUT almost anything unwholesome on as a topping. Especially snot, toenails and
LARGE hunks of fresh cat poop. Sometimes, certain normally pleasant
THINGS can get adam jensen feeling rather suicidal
INSIDE. On most days, he's a wasted turd and he must be cared for by
HIS family of sideshow freaks. If anyone says anything nice about adam jensen, they're an
ASSHOLE.
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