Doug   Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Birds fly, grass grows, sun shines, and brudda, I suck.
I am the sorriest excuse for a Soldier you have ever seen!
Huh hud hudda hudda huh!
What makes me a bad Demoman? Everything!
Some people think they can outsmart me...They're right.
How can I stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? I can't!
Velcome to the I'm-dead-once-again-fest...
I'm polite, I'm inefficient, I have a plan to kill everyone I meet...and it always fails.
I have been shown who is the boss...Many, many times.

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Det Feb 28, 2012 @ 12:51am 
Love you. :3
SackRash Sep 14, 2011 @ 11:30am 
The cook his name was Freeman
And he was a dirty demon
And he fed the crew on menstrual stew
And hymens fried in♥♥♥♥♥♥
SackRash Mar 18, 2011 @ 1:18am 
No problem, sir.

Glad you enjoyed it.
SackRash Aug 30, 2010 @ 8:50am 
First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize.
SackRash Aug 24, 2010 @ 7:36pm 
And who might that be, oh great detective?
Dennis Jul 31, 2010 @ 6:52pm